i slowly turned my head to see a tall man with skinny legs and a jelly bean body 😍🤤 staring down at me. i had no idea who this man was. and as if he was reading my thoughts he said.....
" HeLLoOo liTLeE gOrL. I aM Zee MaN WhO BoUGhT yOuu" 😡🥵😍
"oh.. who who are you tho? l-like whats your name?" i said tucking a piece of hair behind my ear 👉👈 bc im a scared shy kid (like that bitch bella from twilight) 🥺🥺
"My NamE IS FeLOniUs GrU. 😏😏 BUT yOU caN cALl mE dAdDy GrU" 😍😍 he said with eyebrows raised 🤨
daddy gru? who was this guy? 🤔 my dad left to get the milk i don't got no dad HAHA. like who does he think he is? how dare he just assume hes my "daddy" ugh so unfucking belive able. before i could do anything this tiny yellow dude come out of nowhere ad hit me on the back of the head with a baseball bat and next thing ik every thing went black..... 😍😍😍
* 1 hour later *
My head was throbbing as i slowly began to open my eyes. I blinked, trying to gather my thoughts. Where was i?
I was met with a dark, mysterious room. The walls were bright yellow bricks and the floor was made of carpet that had crusty white patches 🤭😍 on it. I continued to look around, there weren't any lights in the room except for in the corner. I squinted my eyes to see a old, hunched over dude, who was lowkey fine asf. 😫🤤
"hello baddie my names dr nefario i found these pink sparkly glasses are these yours?" he said as he threw the glasses at me
*smack* the glasses hit my big ass forehead "oww" i said as i sat upright "yeah there my glasses thank u"
i grabbed the glasses off the ground and put them on my vision getting better AND GOOD LORD IS THAT HIS FEET?!?! bros got his bootycheeks out 🤤 and all fuck hes ugly 😫 with his tiny ass white skirt what the actual fuck.
"u ok?" dr nefario asked me
"when?" i asked
"like righ-"
"WHEN DID I ASK HAHAHA!!!" 💪💪💪 i said then dabbed leaving the old wrinkly man speechless. Damn that was a good one.
Suddenly to my left, thousands of yellow jelly bean lookin mfs began to walk in. Goofy ass mfs. Leading them was the sexy, buff, big daddy, GRU. 🥵🥰
"HeY bAbY gOrL, DaDdYs BaCk" He said smirking. 😍😍💅
I tried to look him in his eyes but MY GOD WAS HIS BIG NOSE SEXY ASF. 🤤🤤My eyes couldn't look away it was just soooo long.
He started walking towards me...
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the final gorl
Non-Fictiona tale of tragedy and romance (and a lot of drama in the hood..) who will be the final gorl standing? read to find out! ~~~~ I looked into his eyes and in that moment I realised I was in love with him. I screamed "I LOV-" Gru put his long finger on...
