god i couldn't look away. 👁fuck no one understands how much i wanna shoot 🔫"daddy gru" 👺in his big head ffs. i was stuck in my thoughts when one of the ugly fucking yellow jellybeans walks up to me
"belloooo banana🍌🍌" the yellow thing said as he pulled out a glock and pointed it at me🔫
i was shitting my pants at this point tbh like bro jus whipped out a mf gun on me "hey.hey.😃" i whispered in a calm voice. " put the gun 🔫down pwease 🥺."
"NO BANANAHHHHHHHH!!!" 🍌🍌🍌the yellow thing screamed👹 and threw the glock on the ground next to me.
"MiNiONs GaTHeR aRoUNd" 🤭🤭gru yelled to the minions
minions so that's what those ugly fuckers are called? 😒anways i was sitting here and i realised the glock 🔫was still sitting next to me. i crawled as sneakily and stealthy 😏😏as i could (#slayyyy!!) to get to the gun when i got to it i grabbed it aimed and pulled the trigger. 😱
everyone gasped 😨as gru dropped to the ground. His big, sexy 😍body was limp on the ground, he had landed in one of the crusty white patches. Tears 😭started streaming down my face. I ran as quick as i could to him, when i got to him, i wrapped my skinny little arms around his fat bald head. 👨🏻🦲
"GRU, 😰NO GRU, 😓IM SORRY GRU!!!!💔" (so not slay of her).
I looked into his eyes 👁👄👁and in that moment, i realised, i was in love with him❤️💜🧡🖤💛🤍💚🤎💙❤️🔥❤️🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝.
I screamed "I LOV-"😓💝
Gru put his long finger up to my lips🤫.
"ShHhH 🤫BaBy GoRl😏, ItS OkAy, I kNoW"😕
I looked down to see blood covering his black shirt. SEXYYYY😏😏😍. My eyes rapidly searched the room looking for something or someone to help stop the bleeding.
"DR NEF😰-" I looked in the corner and was in and the old mf was wanking off. smh. 🙄
I looked at the goofy ass jelly beans and they were also wanking off.😡😡
That was when i knew, that the love of my life was going to die. 😞☹️🙁😕💔
i quickly jumped to my feet 🦶🏻tears streaming down my face 😭and ran to grab the bazooka when i grabbed it i blew nefario and the minions up and ran away... 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
i ran 🏃♀️and ran 🏃♀️until i found the familiar house🏠 i always knew.i banged on the door until some one aanswerd
"shawtyyyy😏whatsupppp😁! u be lookin fineee baby girll😍" the oh so familiar voice said.
It was...😰😨😥😓😱
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the final gorl
Non-Fictiona tale of tragedy and romance (and a lot of drama in the hood..) who will be the final gorl standing? read to find out! ~~~~ I looked into his eyes and in that moment I realised I was in love with him. I screamed "I LOV-" Gru put his long finger on...
