As Remy and I ran down the road🏃♀️😱, i felt free, 🕊maybe it was all the crack😏 we had done but man, i felt like i was floating. I loved remy and remy loved me, and also crack. Damn crack is awesome. 🥰Suddenly we saw red and blue lights flashing in the 🚨🚓🚨🚓🚨distance.
"FUCK ITS THE PO PO" Remy starts wailing. 👹👹
We turn around only to see more po po cars coming towards us. 😱
THIS WAS THE END. we were trapped..😓
I sit down in the middle of the road, admitting defeat, 🤕Remy joins me. 🐀I start pissing everywhere (slay) because im so nervous😅. And when i say everywhere, I MEAN EVERYWHERE. In Remys mouth 👄and all, it was a mess.😳
"Calm down my little crack whore😏, itll all be okay" 🥰Remy smirks, trying to comfort me. 😋
He then uses his big rat🐀💪🏻 muscles to get all the crack out of his sexy ripped fuck boy jeans 👖and we both snorted👃 it(if that's what u do) . The po po begin running towards us with their BULLETS A 🔫🚨🚓BLAZING.
RAT TAT TA TAAAAAA🔫💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫
"HEY YOUR UNDER ARRES- wait is that crack" 😏One police dude says.🚓👄
"Wait theres crack" 😃another police officer says.
They all stop firing there guns.🔫
"Y-yeah i-i-its crack" i stutter bc i was such a shy girl.🙈☺️
They all shout "WE LOOVEEEEE CRACK" 😍😍😍all the po po sit with us and we all smart snorting crack.😱💪🏻👃
It was really wholesome. 🥹🥰
SUDDENLY out of no where a Fed Ex (my mums bf works for fex ex true story -s) truck🚛 starts driving at full speed towards us😱 and hits us all.🤕 the crack flies through the air and everyone dies.🕊🕊
As i was snorting my last line👃 of crack someone in the front seat of the truck...😱🙈
It was gru, HE WAS ALIVE.😱🥹😃
and he was back for revenge.😡
I die. 😢the last image 🏞i see before i die 💀is bad boy 😏daddy gru 😜the sexy 😩handsome😍 hunky 🤭beast 😈in a g string.😻😻
THE END
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the final gorl
Nonfiksia tale of tragedy and romance (and a lot of drama in the hood..) who will be the final gorl standing? read to find out! ~~~~ I looked into his eyes and in that moment I realised I was in love with him. I screamed "I LOV-" Gru put his long finger on...
