The gang tumbled onto the disgustingly French street, fortunately taking no damage whatsoever as they had all shrivelled up from cringing at Ashu's exclamation and Maru's general existence. They began to unfold themselves one by one, except for Ethan but he was so old that it was impossible to tell anyway. Upon further observation, they found themselves on a relatively quiet French street with a few commuters hurriedly rushing to do things like being French or being absolute losers - although this was often the same activity.
As she got up from the floor, Wen had the great misfortune of accidentally making eye contact with a random French person. She quickly pressed her hand to her mouth and used the other to stabilise herself against a lamppost in an effort to not vomit right then and there. Similarly, once he had realised where Bob had taken them, tears gushed forth from Ethan's eyes like a fire hydrant at the tragedy of being within the borders of the Sixth French Republic. The rest of the group had similarly negative reactions and before long the once relatively clean pavement had become even cleaner from being washed by their collective tears.
Alina, being French herself, was however unaffected by the great overwhelming darkness of France and instead had her attention directed to three figures coming towards them. Beside her, Bob chugchugchugged in amazement as he recognised the three strangers. As they drew nearer, Alina gasped as her eyes gazed upon Chamber, Vyn and Angela Merkel.
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Fortunately for her and everyone else, the trio made a beeline for Bobby Zuggy, thus sparing them from being overexposed to the toxicity of Vyn's face.
"Heyyyy Bobby~", began Vyn as he waggled his eyebrows erratically.
"Mon cher~, wot are you doing wis zese peasants?", asked Chamber, "Eet woold be so mush better for you to come wis us".
Bob huffed emphatically - Alina walina was not just some peasant! There was nothing they could do to separate him and his beloved smol and soft Moonie.
"You should come with us; we're heading to a bar!", Angela Merkel reasoned.
There was one thing they could do to separate him and his beloved smol and soft Moonie.
This was interrupted by a loud scoff from Ashu, who had spent the last ten minutes rushing around the entire city taking pictures in all the tourist spots.
"Puh-lease", she jeered, "You think that's good enough to convince Bobby wobby? I should really be the only one trying any seduction, given I'm basically a master. Let me show you how it's done".
Thankfully, before Ashu could venture any closer to Armageddon, Mayu immediately recovered to slap Ashu with her shoe. She did not need to be tortured any more by this.
Using the time given by Ashu's distraction, Alina leapt in action to stop Bob being taken away from her.
"OBJECTION!", she yelled in true lawyer fashion. Unfortunately, this had the side effect of having Vyn turn to fully face her. She immediately cowered under his appalling gaze and ruined the now cleaner pavement with her vomit.
Seeing that there was no more resistance, the trio took Bob to a bar and prepared to unleash their most powerful seductive techniques. However, as soon as they stepped foot into the establishment Bob rushed to the bar at the speed of light and consumed 11 barrels of pure of vodka in a similarly speedy fashion. The trio's hopes and dreams died like a Signora in front of the Raiden Shogun that was Bob's drunkenness. Their elaborate schemes were useless in the face of a barely conscious Bob.
Suddenly, the door burst open as Alina rushed into the bar. Making her way to the performance stage, she swiped a few glasses of alcohol from some of the patrons and gulped them down with surprising experience. Stumbling onto the stage, she yanked the microphone from the stand and began screaming the lyrics of Mask.
Even in his drunken stupor, Bob instantly recognised his dear Alina's voice and chugged right over to her, running over Vyn and Chamber in the process. For a brief moment, Alina felt a raging jealousy of Vyn and Chamber for having the luxury of being run over by Bob, but it was quickly replaced by an all-encompassing joy of being back with Bob again.
Bob then chugged merrily through the sky, taking his Alina walina balina chalina lanina shalina valina uwulina to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
