VII: Alina 'comes' back

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Back at the Eiffel Tower

Alina had fallen asleep after her long ordeal with Bob. The experience had marked her rather deeply, with her dreams being filled with buff Bobs and his massive... let's say assets. They waltzed away together upon hills made of candyfloss, and danced atop unicorns which flew around the world. Everything was blissful. Everything was perfect.

Alas, the dream was not meant to last. Alina awoke with Bob's face peering eagerly at her, ready to go for another round. But first, Alina had some real questions to ask.

"How did we manage to balance on this spike?" she questioned.

"Chug... chug chug chug. CHUG CHUG CHUG!! Chug, Chug chug, CHUG CHUG." replied Bob.

"Oh... I see, that makes perfect sense." replied Alina, "Perhaps Ethan will have to solve this impossible physics question in an exam to come. I'm sure you have the right connections to do so."

Bob indeed did have the right connections, and Ethan, unbeknownst to him, was going to fail said question.

"On the topic of Ethan, where did the others go?" continued Alina.

"Chug chug chug chug chug..." smirked Bob.

"NO YOU DID NOT! STOP THINKING ABOUT ETHAN'S TALENTED FACE!" cried Alina, "YOU CAN'T LOVE ETHAN, HE'S A CHICKEN!"

Before Bob could even reply, Alina became distracted from the whole argument, and was drawn into a beautiful scent

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Before Bob could even reply, Alina became distracted from the whole argument, and was drawn into a beautiful scent.

*sniff sniff*

Alina sniffed the air as if she was Kazuha sniffing up drugs (Naku Weeds probably)

"Is... that... WINE?!?" she cried with tears of happiness. "Bob, I think I know where we need to go. Also I think I can smell Maru. How many weeks has he gone without showering?"

"I think Venti, my true beloved, is telling me where the wine and gang are... let's go."

Unfortunately, Alina was run over by Bob for calling anybody but him her beloved. On the bright side, Alina found the running over verrrrrrry hot and in her stupor, suggested chasing the scent on the wine. Bob was indeed very eager to fulfil this request, and accidentally ran over Alina more in his haste. Thankfully, she still found this soooooo hot  :flushed: :hot: :heart: , that she couldn't help herself from coming onto Bob  ;DDDDD, already mid-transit to the shock of the faint-hearted French losers.

Bob arrived at hotel with a bang, by running the door down and exploding the glass into a mountain of small, shiny pieces. Alina *observed* the room carefully, and immediately caught eye of a wild Ashu in the corner of the room. Ashu was seemingly forcing the three men to form a Kpop Band, with her strong arms forcing down cat headphones upon each of their heads, each face cringing harder than the other.

Suddenly, Ashu's tenth sense tingled. Her ears peaked up as she looked around sharply in the room. Out of nowhere, she grabbed each of the boys by the ears and dragged them, sprinting, to the Vraiment Chic. Her nose had sniffed out the lovely scent of Mayu, and was ready to track her down like a police dog tracking drugs.

The boys went along, presumably due to their fear of Ashu, without a word. Mik did wonder about the legality and morality of the situation, as he would normally not advocate following people without their knowledge and permission, but then again, he did want to see Mayu.

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