Bob landed roughly at the Oktoberfest plaza knocking over a few festival-goers, causing them to spill the beer they were drinking. At that moment, Alina immediately rushed out of Bob's carriage, following the sweet scent of beer. Bob quickly followed suit and the couple began intensely sniffing the air as if they could get high off of it - and they were.
By this point, the rest of the gang who had exited the carriage were now watching the two become extremely high. Bob was so high that he began flying in the sky like a fly and Alina was clinging to him. Taking a better look around her, Wen noticed that the Oktoberfest was actually in Oktober!!!
"How tf did the Oktoberfest get extended? Shouldn't it have ended a while ago?", she pointed out to the complete and utter indifference to everyone around her.
"Oh, you can thank me for that", replied a voice behind her. The group turned and found one Angela Merkel standing behind them, beer in hand and wearing an extravagant set of lederhosen. "Bob bribed me back in France to help him enjoy beer for longer", she explained.
"Wait, what did he bribe you with?", asked Ashu.
"Oh, well, that's between me and him, if you know what I mean ;)))))))))"
Ashu gasped at the prospect that Bobby Wobby had chosen Angela Merkel to bribe instead of her, as the clearly superior option. Mayu rolled her eyes exasperatedly and moved to put something between her and Ashu. Bob would do, he was pretty big if Alina was a reliable enough source. However, when she looked to find Bob, she found that both Alina and Bob had spontaneously disappeared.
A quick survey of the festival resulted in pinpointing the duo's position at the nearest beer stand, drinking 'till they dropped, which would be while if their alcohol tolerance was to be accounted for. In approximately 6 minutes, they had completely depleted the beer at the first stall and used another 5 seconds to rush to the next stall and continue drinking. They lapped up the golden liquid, gulping and greedily slurping the alcohol like Ashu monching pizza fries.
By this point, the beer-binging brouhaha had attracted quite the crowd, who were none too pleased that the two were threatening to drink the entire city dry. And so, the group of friends thus watched Alina and Bob being kidnapped and thrown into a random arena on the edge of the festival ground.
"Shouldn't we do something to help them?", asked Mik.
"Nahhhh, let's just let it play out", answered Ethan, "It's way funnier this way."
"Attention everyone!", a random announcer's voice rang out above the crowd, "Please make your way to the arena outside the Oktoberfest and witness the amazing drinking contest spectacle!"
"Ooh let's go see that", Mayu exclaimed and dragged the rest of the party towards the contest.
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Alina was a beast at drinking. She had been holding back for this entire story and even during Ashu's: now was time to reveal her true power! She tipped the beer directly down her throat, not even bothering to waste her time gulping it down. It was as if she was breathing beer. She very quickly ran out of mugs to drink and not wanting to slow down her pace by refilling her mug, Alina opted to drink directly from the barrel. With her mouth practically suction-cupped directly to the tap, she slurped the alcohol as if the tap was a certain part of Bob's :smirk: :smirk: :smirk:. Meanwhile, Bob's drinking spree was similarly impressive and he was chugchugchugging as he never had chugchugchugged before, just to keep up with Alina.
Slowly, but surely, Alina felt the alcohol clouding up her mind. The ground started wobbling and tilting, causing Alina's mouth to slip off the barrel. Falling to the ground, she collapsed face-first, slamming her head into the cold Oktober mud. However, she had already gone at least 5 seconds without alcohol by this point, and Bob had begun to overtake her! That wouldn't do. In a last ditch attempt to win the alcohol contest, Alina dragged herself to the nearest source of booze. Unfortunately, this action proved too much for her exhausted, drug-riddled brain.
By the time Mayu had dragged everyone to the arena (she had to chase a tourist-mode Ashu around for ten minutes), Alina had already fallen unconscious face-first into a bowl of wine...
THE END - STAY IN TUNE FOR THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!!!!
