After an incredibly awkward session of explaining what happened in the hotel room, Ethan began complaining about something else, as he enjoyed complaining.
"Seriously guys, the money I could've gained by Sam's demand shifting outwards would have been terribly good for the economy. Had that session lasted longer, we may have also seen an increase the productive capacity in the economy."
"I'm sure it wasn't the only thing shifting outwards from Sam," smirked Alina. Ignoring Alina, Ethan only thought it would be suitable to continue his little rant.
"Well, you see, the economic theory suggests that with the Samuel-Haeker Theory, Sam's sexuality is exponential, and the potential profit that could be obtained is seriously affected by this dude called Arthur's sexuality. Unfortunately, we would have to evaluate the possibility of the Samuel-Haeker theory. The theory of Leanna-WISPE does provide us with evidence that Sam just only loves rocks, however, I do not wish to think about Sam's erotic experiences with rocks. Moreover, with the Paeker-Haerker Theory, globalisation has truly enhanced the possibilities in which I could take advantage of by increasing the Hot Money flow from Sam to me..."
"Not the only flow from Sam you're receiving ;D"
Ethan then knocked Alina out by talking about physics. It wasn't particularly strong, nor painful, but rather so boring that she fell asleep. In fact, everyone had been knocked out other than Maru, who was vaguely interested, and Mik who was staying awake out of politeness. Nobody knew what the four men did within their unconscious slumber, but Wen swore she could hear a vague composition of a hit Korean KPOP single being created alongside the chug chug chugs.
Not soon after, Bob had decided to take the responsibility to awaken the whole gang with a few more sung Chug chugs. Looking outside, the gang found themselves in the deep world of Bavaria. However, Bavaria was not just the normal forestland - Oktoberfest had taken over the region. Beer was everyone. Lederhosen was everywhere. Alina wanted to be everywhere.
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"Oh MEin GOTT!" screamed Alina germanly, "DAS IST SOOOOO SCHNELL." (Oh my god, that is so fast.)
"Was????" questioned Ethan. (What???)
"MEIN GOLDFISCH KANN SCHNELL FLIEGEN." (My goldfish can fly fast)
"WELL I'LL SAY!" snorted Mik. "PFPTPFPTPFPTP I DO NOT SPEAK YOUR FOREIGN LANGUAGE HEATHEN! SPEAK ENGLISH IN THIS COUNTRY."
"We're in Germany, Mik." said Mayu.
"Oh right."
"Smh so insensitive Mik" concurred Maru
"IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDNT MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2" Mik sobbed
"Well," started Ethan, MEIN GOLDFISCH KANN ITALIENISCH SPRECHEN!!" (My goldfish can speak Italian)
Alina fainted from the sheer amazingness of Ethan's goldfish, whilst Bob huffed angrily at the idea that something could be more amazing than him. Sadly, he was unable run her over whilst she was still riding him ;DDDDD.
"Mein Goldfisch ist tot." added Wen. (My goldfish is dead)
"Oh I haven't said this today," Mik piped up, "We're in a train but I thought to say anyways. I hope everyone has a good week, it's Monday and that's always a bummer for most but make sure to prioritise yourselves first, take care and get plenty of good sleep. Ty for being you, as much as we meme, all of you have something that makes the gc unique don't forget that now."
"Is real life a groupchat?" Maru genuinely questioned.
