Sweet Talkers

Intermission | the contract

I, MR. BUCHANAN 'BUCKY' CHOI, of sound, mind and body, agree to go on a little project. This transformation, entitled 'MAKE BUCKY CHOI TOO IRRESISTIBLE TO DUMP', will be curated by MS. NADINE JADE LYNCH, of sound, mind and body, will entail as follows-

-'To get the girl'

-To not get dump out of the blue

-To get casual flings or one night stand or easy dating that does not require heavy loads of feelings and mostly just the fun stuff

To ensure these achievements, I agree to do ANYTHING the curator tells me to do, knowing and understanding that she understands my position and what I want to achieve from it. With my welfare cared for in her mind, she understands my limits and things I excel at.

What this little project does NOT contain are the following-

-long-term relationships

-getting back at and/or getting back to exes (specifics: MS. ELIANE YAKATERINA ANDREYII-AMBROSE)

-falling in love with curator

-or curator falling in love with subject (specifics: because subject has an uncanny gift of flirting that is at its very raw, unused stage, and is very dangerous for those who are easily swayed)

In this contract, I will make a written note that I will do anything. Anything in my power to get the girl but to also adhere to the rules and specifics. Anything that Ms. Lynch asks of me, I will do.

Because Ms. Lynch is the expert, and I am a half clueless newbie and half a sexy god.

Said contract will last until all parties are satisfied.