Constant Headache -- DBZ x M!Reader (REWRITING EARLIER CHAPTERS/ON HOLD)

Betrayal

Y/N POV

As he waited on the beach, the sky went pitch black. There were no stars, and no moon, only the deep rumbling of the thunder above and the dragon could be heard. As he flew closer to investigate, he heard, "I shall grant you one wish.."
And then he saw it- a massive greened dragon, surrounded by a pig, two humans, and a.. flying cat thing?

Oh.. Kakarot's friends.. As he kept listening, the dragon said, "That request is not.. Impossible." Request? What request? "I was created by a god, so I cannot grant a wish that surpasses the power of said god." He landed near the Kame House to get a better view.
As Y/N's feet hit the ground, the old man made his request, "Then, please bring Goku back to life."
"Goku?" Y/N whispered to himself, "Right.. Kakarot's earthling name.." As he said this, the flying cat turned around.
"I can easily grant this wish," He heard the dragon say before there was a loud crash in the distance and the cat thing started panicking.

"W-what is he doing here??" The cat stuttered.
That's when Y/N finally turned his attention to the people rather than the dragon, "Me?"
The purple haired girl turned around to see one of the saiyans involved in her friend's death, "YOU-!" She started yelling," What are you doing here-!"
"If that is all," The dragon started, "I shall take my leave.."

Y/N sighed, "This is why I was trying to be sneaky.."
"Wha-" The girl started saying before I cut her off,
"I was merely curious, Earth-woman.. The sky went dark and I could hear the dragon from miles away, so I came to investigate." He said before turning to the direction the crash came from, "I should go welcome the prince.... Farewell." He smiled (although it wasn't genuine and had a slight tinge of maliciousness) and took off into the sky, heading on his way to the city.

***

As he flew across the ocean, Y/N sensed two rather large power levels approaching before he stopped. A cold droplet of sweat rolled down my face as he saw the two figures in the distance getting larger.

"Ah, Y/N, I thought it was you.." Vegeta said with a smile as he greeted me. Y/N bowed in the air before he said, "Appears you've been training since you betrayed us.."
"Betrayed??" Y/N asked, raising his head, "Prince I could never do such at thing-" He was dismissive and cruel, yes.. But he was tasked to guard Vegeta as a child. He couldn't betray him now after all these years of loyalty..
"Then why didn't you return with Kakarot? Have you gone soft as well?" Nappa sneered as he interrogated him.. Vegeta just floated there with a calm smile.. A smile so unlike him that it could only be fake.
"Kakarot is dead, prince, he died of his injuries shortly after his battle with Raditz."
"Only with Raditz?" Nappa asked, "Where were you during this fight?"
I didn't respond. "Y/N." Vegeta commanded.
"...I was unconscious. My pod crash landed and I ended up with amnesia.. However, I remember what's necessary to fulfil my duties. Because of the crash I passed out from my concussion shortly after landing and was brought to the battle site."
"You've never lied to me, Y/N.. So, should I take your word for it or.. Should I kill you where you stand for your betrayal?" Vegeta paused for a brief moment before continuing, "I heard everything you said during the battle," He laughed. Right, the scouters were on the entire time.. Although Y/N's had shattered in the crash..
Y/N froze, and Vegeta laughed, "I suppose I'll go hunt down the other one Raditz fought.." Vegeta's scouter beeped three times before he spoke again, "So long," Vegeta said before he blasted Y/N with an exploding wave and Y/N fell into the ocean. "Don't lie to me again," He mumbled with a deep frown, "and I'll let you live.. for now."

As they flew away, Y/N stared up from the ocean's surface. A.. finned creature brushed past his leg and.. Y/N thought of letting the thing do what it wanted to him (kill him? eat him?) for a brief moment before shooting out of the water. Hiding his power level, he started to follow his superiors....

***

By the time Y/N caught up they were already planting the cultivars. Nappa planted six in a long row, about six inches apart. The short bald man, one of Kakarot's friends, started to panic as the cultivars sprouted. Vegeta ordered them to attack as a tall triclops and a pasty  floating child joined Piccolo, Gohan and their shorter friend. Y/N sat on the edge of the cliff, watching- He wouldn't step in.. From his 'hiding spot', he could hear the shorter one call them Tien-Shinhan and Chaozu. Another man ran in- Yamcha was the name he'd heard..

There were now six men, including Gohan and the floating child, Chaozu, facing six cultivars. Y/N could barely make out their conversation until Piccolo yelled, "A GAME?! HOW ABSURD! QUIT PLAYING AND GET THIS OVER WITH!"
Y/N could only make out bits and pieces, "-Goku's not here yet.." The short one said.
Tien stepped forward, and Nappa laughed. "I think the cultivars'll surprise that little man" As Nappa continued laughing, Vegeta stayed silent.
"You, take this one," The prince finally said.
Chaozu said a quick "Good luck" and the battle began.
As Tien struck it, the cultivar's head split open and it spit acid out of its skull. Everyone jumped to the side to avoid the acid and it carved a small trench into the ground. Tien quickly struck its head and it hit the ground. Nappa looked surprised, and Vegeta laughed. "Looks like they'll entertain us a little after all.."

As the cultivar tried to crawl away, Nappa yelled, "That's impossible! The cultivar's power is over 1,200! Equal to Raditz, every one of 'em!"
"Ergo," Vegeta started, "that fellow's power is greater still."
"But.." Nappa said as leaned in closer to get a better view. The short one noticed me- "Our data never showed that" -the tiny bald one had good eyesight, Y/N would give him that..
The short one, noticing his injuries from the explosive wave earlier, tried to make Y/N leave the area before he got caught. He was keeping eye contact and shoeing Y/N away before Piccolo looked to him, "Krillin, the fuck are you doing?" The short one, now known as Krillin, froze before subtly pointing towards me. Piccolo turned and saw my condition. The shattered pauldrons and the chipped poleyns, as well as the tattered turtleneck Y/N wore under the armour. Piccolo looked shocked to see him in this state before he recomposed himself and looked back to the cultivar which was starting to get back up.
"TIEN HE'S GETTING BACK UP!!" Chaozu screamed.
And just like that, Vegeta exterminated the cultivar and it exploded into tiny little pieces, "W-WHAT?!"

"V-Vegeta... Why??" Nappa questioned.
My Lord sneered, "The earthling had already beaten it.. It would've been a waste of time." He paused for a moment before continuing, "Your comrade underestimated his foe.. Didn't I tell him to go all-out?"
Krillin started to panic a little and Piccolo seemed to be thinking.
Y/N found the fight to be.. entertaining. He wouldn't interfere.. he was in no condition to do so.

"Who will be next?" Vegeta asked before Nappa started yelling, "THIS TIME, HIT 'EM WITH EVERYTHING!!"
Krillin took a step back and Yamcha crossed his arms with a cocky look on his face, "Let me do it. I'll teach 'em that playtime's over."

A/N
So I started reading the manga for this. Bulma is gonna have her purple hair and the cabbage lookin bitches are called cultivars in it and that's easier than whatever the fuck they were called in the anime so :)
Yamcha fight next chapter enjoy 🥴
-Milo