HALLOWEEN IS FINALLY HERE IN SHADEWOOD FUCKERS!! (short introduction lol)

20 0 0
                                    

It was Halloween in the coastal town of Shadewood, located off the coasts of the great country of Yesland. The Everlockes were just finishing up in getting into their Halloween costumes. Aster Everlocke was going as his vampire OC Victorin Lon Volontious, Jelly Luna was being his second favorite vocaloid, Hatsune fucking Miku, Alexander Caddel-Everlocke and Charles Jettster were being matching gay steampunk engineers. Valentina Rosenburg was being a plague doctor she began to design in March because she swore 5 years ago to always plan her Halloween costumes early. Mary Luna was being a zombie for Halloween since she couldn't think of much else.

The Everlocke children just finished getting ready as the clock striked 6:30 PM. The Everlockes agree to leave for trick or treating at 6:30 in order to get the best candy first. Valentina was driving everyone to their destinations. She would drop off Mary to a party, Alexander and Charles at the fancy restaurant for their date, and she would stay with Jelly and Aster as they went trick or treating.

Valentina began to rush the Everlockes out of the house so nobody would be late for their events. She didn't want a repeat of the Fourth of July incident. Once everyone got into the car, Valentina activated what is called "Valentina Mode" in the car. Loud Halloween music, blinding lights, Alexander and Charles talking, Mary doing her makeup, the children talking about how excited they were, and speeding all around the road was Valentina Mode. Only women like Valentina could perfectly pull off Valentina Mode.

Valentina first dropped off Mary and sped away as soon as Mary got off the car. Valentina then dropped off Alexander and Charles before speeding off again. Finally, Valentina got off the car with Aster and Jelly as they arrived on Capgras Avenue. Valentina and the kids would first go to all of the houses on Capgras Avenue before going to Cotard Street. They would then split up, with Aster going to Sunshine Street, Chemical Road, Willard Block, Demonic Lane, Orange Western Avenue, Broken Dreams Boulevard, and finally going back to the car. Valentina and Jelly would go down to Lana Avenue, Front Street, Illness Lane, Staircase Boulevard, April Street, Maple Lane, Charleston Avenue, and then back to the car.

Over in the backrooms, Prester thought that dressing up was stupid, so his piss baby ass is in his room watching horror movies. Radioscope dressed up as a steampunk plague doctor just to piss off piss baby Pisster, while Temperett wore his koolaid man costume. Prester hated Temperett's koolaid man costume with every cell in his body. Maddison wore a Herbert West the Best costume because he loved how silly Herbert was, while Violet threw on a last minute ghost Halloween costume. Temperett and Maddison were watching a movie together, Radioscope was testing out what he believed to be a solution for reviving the dead, and Violet was asleep on the floor in the lounge.

Back to the Everlockes, Valentina and the kids were going from house to house when they bumped into Radar. Radar was dressed up as what he called "a space demon race car driver who came to earth in order to race more." Radar strangely have a lot of candy, so Valentina asked about his large amount of candy.

"Radar, may I ask why you have so much candy so early?"

"It's simple Valentina, someone left a bucket of sweets on their porch, so I peeked into their window, and when they sat down to watch a movie, I dumped the entire bucket into my bag! Such wonderful people do stuff like blessing kids on Halloween with so much sweets!"

".... Why is there a sign sticking out of your bag?"

"This?" Radar said as he held up the sign. He then looked at the sign.

"Oh. I was only supposed to take two sweets. My bad."

"It's alright Radar, I used to do the same thing as you when I was younger."

"Alrighty! Now, I shall continue my hunt for treats! Goodbye my friends!" Radar's british ass said as he walked away.

The Everlockes kept on going to each house on Capgras Avenue until they reached the last house on the far end of the road. A young nurse answered the door.

"Why h- Valentina?"

"Blaire?"

"..."

Blaire and Valentina stared at each other for like 5 fucking minutes before Blaire gave Aster and Jelly their candy and slammed the door shut. Then, as they planned, Aster split up from Jelly and Valentina.

Shadewood Halloween Special [DISCONTINUED]Where stories live. Discover now