Shadewood Halloween Special [DISCONTINUED]

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"Hello?" Valnetina called to the figure.

The figure turned to look at Valentina and Jelly. The figure was none other than Silk's gay ass. 

"SILK? SILK OH MY GOD IT'S BEEN SO LONG? ARE YOU OKAY?" Valentina's goofy ahh asked

"I'M MOTHERFUCKING DREAM BITCH." Silk said as mask sus version began to play out of nowhere. He slowly morphed into the popular minecraft streamer Dream and waved to Valentina before getting ran over by a fucking bus.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Valentina screamed out loud.

Jelly began to cry as Valentina screamed and as the passengers of the bus also began to scream because he hated loud noises. Loud noises often times overwhelmed him. Jelly then ran away until he was somewhere much more quiet. He calmed himself down over there. Then the uwu squad appeared and kidnapped him.

Over in the backrooms, Violet was getting beaten by Maddison with a broom. Violet was fucking strapped to the ceiling by fucking duct tape and nobody knows how she got up there. Violet had a cigarette and a lighter though, so she would somehow figure out how to free her arms so if nobody gets her down, she'll set off the fucking fire alarm.

The uwu squad tied up Jelly and started to interrogate his ass. But they fucking failed to get anything out of him since Violet's ass within the span of 10 seconds freed her arms and lit her cigarette, and since her ass was right next to the fire alarm it detected the smoke and started going "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". So then everyone had to try to find where the hell the fire-alarm-stfu button was since Prester fucking forgot where it was. They couldn't find it so for the rest of the night the fire alarm went off and they completely forgot about Jelly so he was left alone in the room they left him in.

But back to Valentina's goofy ahh, she ran away from the scene and calmed down like 3 miles away. She was at a abandoned hospital when she decided to commit arson. She poured gasoline around the hospital before lighting the fucker up and fleeing the scene. She then took her happy ass to Walmart.

At Walmart, she, with her many guns, robbed the place as she was hungry for cinnamon ice cream. Only cinnamon ice cream was good enough for her. After fucking killing like half of the people at Walmart that were in her way, she went to the checkout line, but they let her take the ice cream for free since they wanted her gone. But don't worry guys in Shadewood this happens every Monday night or every Tuesday.

She then went back to her car and completely forgot about Aster and Jelly. She sped off to the everlocke home and smoked 2 packs of cigarettes before taking a sharpie bath and writing cronkri homesmut fanfics on her private laptop only Bug knows about. She was also working on the part of the homestuck MAP she and some of her friends were working on. She was simply being a gay ass homestuck fan. Then she fucking exploded and died the end.