Alternian Motives [Homestuck Reader Insert Fanfiction]

Sick day

When you see Chum Handle, fill in your desired name! For example bonsaiCapitalist would be mine, or just come up with something!
[CH]=desired chum handle
(f/n)=first name/your name
(y/n/n)=your nick name
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[John's POV]
As much as you didn't want to bother your dear old friend, you didn't have much choice. You, John Egbert, had just gotten the worst cold on the face of the planet and you managed to fall down your stairs.
'Great job Egbert'
Thankfully you had your phone in your pocket so you messaged your friend (f/n). She only lived a few minutes away, and you two had been best friends ever since you were little.

--ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering chumHandle [CH] at 4:13 AM--
EB: Hey (y/n) sorry to bother you but are you up?
EB: I've fallen and i can't get up
CH: WHAT WHAT HAPPENED JOHN
EB: heehee just kidding I can move but I fell down my stairs can you come over and help me?
CH: were you ssleep walking again...
CH:Okay fine I'll be right over but don'T KID AROUND AT 4 AM
--chumHandle [CH] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 4:20 AM--

'Well at least she's coming' you thought to yourself. Apparently your old childhood problem of sleep walking had come back. You remember when you, (y/n), and your friends Dave, Jade, Jane, Dirk, and Jake were at a sleepover when you were little. Somehow you managed to start sleepwalking, which resulted in tripping over Dave's face, and falling on (y/n)'s stomach. You laughed to yourself as you thought about all of your friends. Well...the human ones. A sudden knock brought you back to reality and (y/n) stepped through the door, only to turn around and fall on the floor laughing.

[(y/n)'s POV]
You stepped through the door into John's house and what you saw made your day...or night. John was sprawled on the floor with his legs on the first few stairs and he was on his back looking upside down at you. There was spilt milk [please don't cry] and cookies everywhere and you couldn't stop laughing.
"(y/n/n) yes I already realized that I was probably hungry but shut up now." John whined.

After about ten more seconds of laughter, you helped John up and you put an ice pack on his knee, which had a big purple bruise on it [yes bad bruises can be purple]. Every so often he would sneeze out of nowhere and scare the living hell out of you. Once you helped him onto the nearest sofa you went straight to work on cleaning up the late-night "snacktastrophe". Every once and a while you would grab a cookie that had survived and eat it, seeing as John's house was probably the cleanest out of all of your friends'. It wasn't like you were a giant messy pig, but you had an organized chaos in your room; the rest of your house was decently tidy.

After all the cleaning, you plopped down on a couch next to where John was sitting and let out a deep sigh. The previous day you had nearly swam yourself to death at your club swim practice, which was your way of staying in shape. It wasn't like you didn't like to swim- you loved it. But lounging around in a pool was very different than competitive swim. After getting up and checking on John's bruise, which was slowly getting better, you curled up on a couch and fell into a dreamless sleep.

[John's POV]
You slowly opened your eyes and you saw (y/n) in a deep slumber. You didn't mind that she had stayed- you were happy she did. (y/n) was always like a sister to you, much like Jade.

Time Skip brought to you by Faygo

[Still John's POV]
It was around 10 AM. Your knee still hurt like someone had hit it with your giant magical hammer, and your cell phone was nowhere to be seen. You mentally groaned and sat up a little bit, only to see that your phone had been carefully placed on the kitchen counter by the adorable little sleeping beauty that currently resided on your couch. You sucked in a deep breathe before carefully standing up and diving for your phone. Why you didn't just limp there you had no idea. But now you had your phone and you crawled into the next room to pester some of your friends.
'Who would be up for playing video games for the day...'
It didn't take you long to think of a small but close group of friends, humans and trolls alike.
You sent them the pester and crawled back into the living room to wait.
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In case anyone is wondering, I set up John's house so you go through the front door and its a big wide open area. Ahead to the right are the stairs that curve right, straight to the right and a few rooms, to the left is the living room, straight ahead past the stairs is the kitchen, and his room and his game room are upstairs.
Please comment who you want to have visit. Everyone will meet up later but for now she will see around 3 or 4 guy friends [humans trolls you pick!]