Timeskip five years
_________________________________________I woke up and got out of bed. I look around and see a door. After I look at my room honestly it looked more like a prison.
I walk up to my door. And open it I walk downstairs and see Kushina, Menma, Mito, and Minato. I look to be about five wearing my usual green tunic. As well as my mask.
They look at each other as they whisper not too silent
"Look at that weak good-for-nothing lazyass." I walk up to them and
"You want to go 'cause I ain't taking this shit so stop talk shit about me." They look surprised. But Kushina tries to slap me. I catch her hand and sprain its wrist.
Minato tries to hit me as well. I dodge him and drop-kick him. He says
"Go to your room before we kick you out." I walk away but not before I flip them off. They say
"We'll see you in court." I look at them with a WTF expression cause how would you sue a five-year-old?
They set up a schedule as they say at the court
"Link Uzukage you have been convicted of assaulting the Hokage and Lady Kushina." They give their statement as I grin like a madman and say
"Fine then look through my memories." They start to sweat as they all say that is unnecessary but Shukaku says
"I think that is a great idea." As they look through my memories. I put a Genjutsu on my eyes and activate my Kakumeigan and copy their kekkei Genkai. I change my visual memories from my past life.
They look at my memories and say
"Link Uzukage you have won this case." they look at me and yell
"Fuck you we disown you." I jump for joy as they just get more pissed off.
I reply"Yay well, then I change my surname to Hyrule." They yell at me some more before expecting me to say something. They scream at me some more after they do I say
"Huh did you say something?" Kushina walks up to me as I pull out an Itcha-Itcha. She yells before trying to hit my book I slap her hand away and Kamui. You see I read those books because I get ideas and it annoys my parents. But after a while, Minato & Kushina come home and say
"Link we still disown you, but until you become a Genin we can't kick you out."
I nod and turn away to go back to my room and prepare my belongings.
I teleport my new house in the woods and set my stuff down and make copies.
I go back to my house. I walk to the front door. I turn around and see my siblings. I wave as they say
"You'll pay for getting mom and dad in trouble." I laugh and walk away they activate Kyubi's chakra.
They rush at me and try to hit me. I dodge and chop the back of their necks and put Demon Chakra Suppression Technique.
They fall as I go to the nearest bar. Cause honestly I need a drink. When he tried to reject my offer. I teleport behind him and put an Ancient short sword to his neck. He says
"Um um okay Y... you can have a d... rink." I nod and sit down as he serves me everything I want for free. Didn't mean to scare him that much.
Miko and Fū walk in I wave as they spot me I ask
"You two want a drink as well?" They nod as I say
"three bottles of Diva Vodka," I tell he's about to say something but I look at him. He gulps and hands the bottles.
I nod toward Hokage mountain. We start to go towards the mountain. When two Jonnins jump out at us one says
"Give us the drink and the ladies and you don't get hurt. I grin and go too fast for anyone to see. The Jonnins are dead.
I turn around and grab Fū's and Miko's hands. I Kamui us to the top of the mountains. I finish two of the bottles in half a second before making five more full bottles. Fū looks at me like I'm insane while Miko looks a little surprised. I say
"What it takes over a trillion bottles to get me feeling even a little different."
That's when Itachi says
"Aren't you too young to drink?" I look up at him with emotionless eyes and a dead face. And say
"So?" He looks surprised and goes silent.
I look around at the village from above the village.I jump up and go home leaving them there. When I got to my house Kushina yells
"I won't allow you to drink or do drugs ever." I pull out some of my special pills I look up at her and say
"Well, you can't do that because I'm not your child anymore." I can tell that She's flustered because of her mistake. I turn to my room as I walk up the stairs. As I pop one or two of them in my mouth.
I go and lay down on my bed and fall asleep.
I awake to the sound of two scraping kunai. I vault up only to see it was my imagination that fooled me. I got out of bed and walked over to the fridge and grab a donut and walk out the door.
I put on my headphones and vibe while walking around. I grab Fi and make a wood clone. I use taijutsu only. The clone tries to punch me but misses. I grab good old Glock. I shoot him seven times. He falls as a man with route anbu appears next to me.
He sends some of Anbu at me I kick two of them sending them flying. Midair I bend back and elbow the last one in the mask.
He falls back on the ground hard. The old man applauses my effort. He says
"I have been watching I believe that you can succeed me." I reply with
"Yeah, I also know about you and emotionless drones." He shakes his head and says
"No, we only teach them to suppress their emotions to a little bit extreme." I nod and say
"Do you mind if I join?" He says
"Yes, that was what we were about to ask you." I nod as we both walk over to the foundation.
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