Nobody Really Wins (A Uchiha named Link sequel)

New Low

I stare at my ceiling all night now. I barely get any sleep. I'm running on low. I walk out my house and to a nearby coffee shop.

I get a Frappuccino and walk. I drink it in like half a second. I walk a while before I can hear fighting.

It's Hayate, he's fighting Hidan for an information. Right before Hidan can get a drop of blood I kick him in the face. He flies back and bounces off a tree. He says with a fearful look.

"It's Delta the man who killed Pain, Summoning jutsu."

He make the hand signs for a Summoning contract. He summons his God, Jashin.

A man with horns, pale skin, a sword, and a thirst to kill appears in front of me.

I pull out inverted and dark Fi to block three sword strikes. Jashin says in a deep voice

"Accept your fate you cannot kill a God." I say

"You gods and your mumbling about Fate. Fuck Fate it's not real. I killed the Shinagomi before so your not that challenging."

He rushes at me. I spin kick him in the face. He flies into a tree. I pull out the original Fi and get into my three-sword-style.

Jashin makes two swords. I block his two-sword-style. I slash the God across the chest.

He falls back but gets up. I say

"Three-sword-style, Light Omni striker." All three swords have light powers. But the Dark version turns the light into Darkness.

I send three sword strikes in a star shape. The x is made from the light beams. The line down the middle is Darkness.

It hits Jashin with full force abliterating him. I turn to Hidan, and face him. I slit his throat killing him instantly.

I pick up the information and make copys of the paper. I hand the originals to Hayate. He takes them to Kakashi.

I walk to my cherry blossom tree. I listen to some music. I start to sing along. I look around to see Menma and Yugao heading out for a date. I knew it, she was cheating on me the hole time.

I jump down and walk along. Every fangirl in Konoha chases me. I walk past Yugao and Menma. She says

"Hi Link." I walk past, and ignore her. She walks upto me and says

"Stop ignoring me." I say

"You don't wanna make this work. You just wanna make this worse. Want me to listen to you. But you don't ever hear my words. You don't wanna know my hurt. You just wanted someone to get drinks with. I knew you were cheating. But I hoped you'd come to your senses." She looks stunned as I walk past her.

I go to a nearby bar. I order a bottle of Bloody Marry. Sorry Fū and Miko. I walk upto Hokage Mountain.

I watch over the peaceful seeming village. I take a sip from my bottle every now and then.

I consider suicide, but I'd be breaking my promise to Miko, Fū, and Hylia. I get up and turn to walk home.

I get jumped by some Kumo, Suna, and Iwa Anbu. Looks Luke their still after me. I shoot two of them with arrows. And stab the rest of them.

I continue to walk along the edge of the woods. I consider leaving Konoha. But I decide against it. I decide in order to get this off my mind I'll kill a few Akatsuki members.

I see Kakzu rushing to there base. I shoot him in the back with an ancient arrow. I watch as he just evaporates.

I contuine to walk. I hear a few miles away Deidara heading toward Suna. I kamui behind him and snap his neck.

I kamui back to Konoha. I throw the bottle that I had away. I make a Moku Bunshin.

I decide to practice my two-sword-style. I get into my two-sword stance. I easily beat the Moku Bunshin. I remeber the last room.

I go into my cross-legged postion. I make it into my mindscape. I walk into the last room. I see the Fierce Deity.

But the strange thing is that Fi and the Double-Helix-Sword are merged.

He sends a deord beam at me. I dodge it. Sending me own. He takes it. He only gets knocked back a little.

I shoot an arrow. He grabs it out of mid-air. I decide to use my strongest attack.

Ultimate two-sword-style. Elemental attack. The Elements Fire, water, earth, wind, and lightning go into one of the swords. The other one has Light, and Darkness. I slash him with these two swords.

He gets obliterated immediately. I can feel the Double-Helix-Sword merge with the Master Sword. I make it back to reality.

I stand up and head to the Foundation. I ask Danzo for a mission when I get there. He gives me a A-rank mission.

I complete it in a few Seconds. I get my payment and walk out. I walk out to see a few shinobi starring at me.

Damn Kumo's sending too many shinobi. I block two slashes. I spin and land three consecutive kicks.

The guy I kicked flies into the academy classroom. I kamui there and pick him up. I nod to Iruka and Kamui back to were I was.

I finish up the rest of the shinobi. But then I remeber the last Human-trafficking port.

I look at my map. I locate the last and main base. It's the same as the rest of them.

I kill all the Bandits until their boss comes out, it's, wait Jiraya. No wonder it's only women.I turn to face Jiraya. He says

"It's you who ruined my ports you'll die for that." I laugh and say

"Sure, sure, I'll be turning you in after this." He rushes at me and tries to stab me with a kunai.

I cut the kunai in half. He makes a clone and body flickers to go into Sage mode.
I kill the clone easily.

I can sense his postion. I kamui behind him and stab Fi through his chest. He coughs out blood as I pick him up.

I kamui to Konoha. I walk into the Hokage's office. I explain the situation and turn to leave.

Minato checks hid memory and looks a bit sad. I come back to my senses and feel alot happier.

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