Nobody Really Wins (A Uchiha named Link sequel)

A new beginning

I pull put Fi and get ready for a fight. I make Onoki's back hurt by tapping him on the back at the speed of light.

He barely able to sit up. Rasa throws a gold dust spear. I parry it with the Hylain Shield.

I dodge some snakes. I go in and stab Onoki through the heart. He falls to the ground dead.

I dodge a high speed Gold Dust ball. I cut a few in half. Rasa makes his own sword out of Gold dust.

I block two strikes. He goes for a wide horizontal slash. I roll over his back and stab him in the stomach. But he protects his stomach with a thick Gold dust coating.

I send Fi into her Gold version. It goes right through his back. I pull it out of him. He falls to the ground half dead.

I roll him over with my foot and say

"Sand burial." He slowly sinks into the ground. I turn around to the see Hashirama, Tobirama, Sarutobi, Ay, and some how found cells for Indara. I ask Orochi-pedo

"That's all you got this is gonna be easy." Orochi-pedo looks shocked as Ay rushes at me.

I block a bunch of punches. I throw Fi up into the air. I turn her too Gear two. (Golden version is Gear 3) I stab Ay through the back of the heart.

He falls to the ground. I turn to face the next opponent. Tobirama tries to cut me across the throat. I dodge but almost fall onto a bunch of wooden spikes. I jump over the spikes and elbow Hashirama.

I block a Susanoo slash from Indara. I cut his Susano's Sword in half. 360 and shoot an arrow splitting an Indara arrow in half.

It goes while splitting the arrow in half eventually hitting Indara right in between the eyes.

Since he's an Edo Tensei he only stumbles back. I notch an Ancient arrow and hit him in the leg.

But with the force it blew the limb off but not him. He was not able to regrow it. I throw Fi into his Skull. Finally.

I use Revali's Gale to bring her back to me. I grab Fi by her handle and look toward me. He says

"Looks like your strong and from Konoha, I like you." I reply

"I like you too but sorry I have to kill you again I make it quick but don't hold back." He nods and starts us off. I cut it along with Hashirama in half.

I turn around and wipe Fi on Gaara's clothes. I look to see everybody shocked. Then they all start to clap and chear me on.

But the enemy manages to get to there final phase. All the shinobi from the enemy rush me.

I turn around and take all the 30,000 or so shinobi with a single sword beam. I walk away and to a nearby cot.

I lay down and start to listen music and sleep. I have a rare gift to listen while I sleep. I get up and walk out to look around.

I walk up to the top of Hokage mountain. I sit down and look over the village, I wonder who controlled Kurama.

I think I know who but keep it to myself. I jump off and just allow myself to fall. Right before I hit the ground I backflip and fall to the ground looking at the heads on top.

I walk along the woods. I block three kunais with my elbow. I turn around to see Shizune. She says

"This is what you get for insulting Lady Tsunade. Suddenly Jiraya, Tsunade, and Kushina appear beside her. I roll my eyes and ask

"What the hell do you want?" Kushina says

"Something we should've months ago." Kuahina starts to draw a mindcontrol seal. I block senban, punches, and even poison mist.

When I reach Kushina she attemps to put it on me. I let her. She thinks she got me, funny. I knee her in the stomach. I rip it off, I ask them

"Did you really think that was gonna work?" I block two punches from Tsunade.

I land a punch to her face. She flies into a tree. I turn to block three senban from Shizune. I jump over more senban, I proceed to land a ax kick to her head.

She slams into the ground. I jump off her head and block a water pistol by adding heat to Fi.

I cut Jiraya across the leg. He summons Gamabunta, I block his giant sword. Toad guy shoots oil and Jiraya uses a fire ball.

I literally cut right through the flames. I double jump and slam Fi into Gamabunta's head. He falls to the ground. As Jiraya falls he looks shocked. When he hits the ground I walk past him.

I start to put Shizune through hell. When I finish her she looks as if she fell from a two hundred building.

She gets up, I roll my eyes cause well I'm through with this. I punch her in the stomach. She goes all the way through the Chunnin staduim.

I walk toward Kushina who pulls out her Ninjato. She puts win chakra into it. I jump over the first two strikes. I make it to her, I decide not to make my ex-mother dead. I cut her across her leg making her unable to walk.

I kamui all them to the nearest hospital. When I reach the village I see everybody is voting for a new Hokage. (I'm making it democratic)

The vote is between me and Kakashi. So Minato retired huh. I go to my concert schedule to begin in about twenty minutes. When I arrive I get there I start off with my most recent song. I say

"This is to a friend of mine.
I've been feeling fine ever since she been mine
In other words, yeah, she changed my life
Open up like a book, let her read me
One call away if she ever needs me
If I ever fall apart, I know she gon' keep me together
Treat me like a promise, baby, keep me forever," (I don't own any of these songs) I look at the crowd. I breath and start again

"Smoke cigarettes
Cancer in the chest like cardiac arrest
I've been feeling stressed, tryna find ways to impress her
Showin' her that I love her, tryna show her a effort
Gotta keep it together
I don't wan' be lonely no more
I don't wan' be lonely no more
She picks my heart off of the floor
I'm addicted, yeah, I need me some more
I don't wan' be lonely no more
I don't wan' be lonely no more
She picks my heart off of the floor
I'm addicted, yeah, I need me some more
As I find my way to the bottom of this bottle
She's in my head, please don't get me started
I could talk about her all day
She's on my mind always
As I find my way to the bottom of this bottle
She's in my head, please don't get me started
Thinkin' 'bout her all day
She's on my mind always." I laugh and start again.

Everybody starts to laugh. I look over the crowd and start my next new release

"Hook up with someone random
This that social awkward suicide
That buy your lips and buy your likes
I swear she had a man, but shit
Hit different when it's Thursday night

This that college dropout music every day
And my friends are all annoying
But we go dumb, yeah, we go stupid
This that college dropout music every day
And my friends are all annoying
But we go dumb, yeah, we go stupid
We go stupid, we go stupid
We go." I go on as the crowd goes wild. I finish my last song.

I jump and land on my feet. I finish my last song. Before I go I throw the microphone out window.

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