Nobody Really Wins (A Uchiha named Link sequel)

It starts

I'm planning to do a time skip in three-four chapters
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I wake up to get called to the office. I won but turned it down since I'm not ready to hang up my anbu mask.

When I arrive I see Kakashi reading his trade mark Itcha-Itcha paradise. I sigh and walk in. He says once everybody got there

"This is a mission to bring back Uchiha, Sasuke who is a missing nin. But also he is responsible for the death of Sakura Haruno." Almost everybody looks shocked.

I get the file and head toward his direction. Kakashi asks

"Aren't you going to wait for your team?" I respond

"No I don't want any unnecessary casualties." He nods as I run into the forest. I quickly reach his position.

I land in front of them with my mask on. They're all terrified but stands their ground.

The first one which I learned from recon was Jirbo runs at me. I cut him in half by just sticking Fi out to the side. He falls to the ground with confident smirk on his face.

I turn around to see Kidamru shooting his arroqw at me. I use Daruk's protection to make it shatter into a million pieces.

I shoot my own arrow going through him and Sakon and Ukon. They all three fall to the ground. I elbow Tayuya in the face.

She falls to the ground unconscious. I see Kimimaro and Dosu rushing at me. I put on my headphones and cut both of them into a million pieces.

Then Sasuke crawls out of the barrel. I look at him He laughs and walls over to Tayuya. I see what he's going to do. I punch him in the face.

I pick him up then freeze time. I punch him about a few million times. He vaporizes into thin air.

I go back in time and shoot him in the knee cap with my AR-15. He falls to the ground. I throw him and Tayuya over my shoulder and walk to Konoha.

I see all his fan girls are angry because I hurt their oh so mighty "Sasu-kun" I walk past them and to the Hokage's office. I set them down and walk out.

I go atop the Hokage Mountain. I look out over the looming sunset. I feel a pull as I fall to the ground.

I look around to see Miko on my back. I laugh and reliaze what I've been missing. She grabs my hat and holds it over my head.

I jump up and down to try and grab it. I trip as she says

"Another successful mission for the unstoppable Link." I laugh and push her off me.

I look over and she's not there. I look over the edge and next thing I know I'm falling.

I pull out my Glock and use the grapple hook attachment. I flip over her head. She tries to tackle but I spin out of the way. I land on my feet as she hits me.

I hit the ground with a 'thud' next thing I know she some how is pinning me to the ground. I roll out of her grip. I sit on the edge as the stars start to come out.

I look around to see Fū and Yugao heading our way. I beckon them over and open a bottle of champagne. I pull out some wine glasses from my sealing scroll.

I pour each one of us a bottle. Shika sits on my left. While Miko is on my right.

I get hugged from behind. I think about what it would have been like if I hadn't been there to be hit by that semi.

But soon I get back to reality. I get back to the party. We party into thr night. I challenge Shika to a match of Shogi. By the skin of my teeth I bear him.

I shake his hand and lay down. I kamui myself to my estate. I sit down and think of so many what if.

I look up to see an old friend. I get up and go to my bed to falls asleep. I lay down and let sleep find me.

*****

I wake up and walk out of my room. I look around to see Tayuya eating my pancakes. She says

"Hello shit head." I look at her curiously and ask

"Why're you here Tayuya." She says

"We'll since you didn't kill me and brought me to Konoha they made me your roommate." I nod and walk out to grab some French toast on the way to a training ground.

Well looks like I got a new roommate. I create a Moku Bunshin. (Wood clone) I start to spar with the clone. I cut its hands off. I kick his knee in making him fall.

I stab him through the head. Suddenly Anbu from Kumo appear. I block three three kunai. I kick them all behind the operatives.

I use Revali's Gale to send them through half of the operatives. Looks like three left. I three-sixty and send a bomb arrow at all three.

Two them die, I start to get into a boxing match with the last guy. He tries to slice me across the throat with his Tonto.

I cut his hand and twirl Fi behind my back. I slit his throat, he hits to the ground. I take a his mask from him.

I put it on and change it. I teleport to Danzo and say

"I'm destroy Kumo from the inside out." He nods as I kamui to the meeting place.

I walk up to the returned Raikage, A. (Before you go go typing he's dead well here he missed his hand by inches)

I walk up to him and tell him that the civilians are rebelling along with the other two in the alliance.

He nods and orders for Kumo to attack Iowa and Suna. I wait until he's sleeping and wake him up. I tell him

"Time to die old man." I take off my mask and show him my face. He looks enraged and rushes at me.

I use the gold armor and he can't make it through my armor. He puts it infront of his face.

I freeze time and rush through him. He falls to the ground but then in addition he falls on his finger.

I rolls him over and looks like he's in pain. I stab him through the heart killing him instantly. I steal his collection from his expensive wine and alcohol cellular.

I walk up to the window, but before I go I see Jonnins rushing inside. I stick my tongue out and Kamui to Konoha.

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Good bye to the people for now