He was stuck, he wanted to go back to his old world. Fu and Naruko were Uchiha and renamed while he was a stupid Uzukage with two arrogant siblings. What will he do when they ignore him and try to beat him. Then they want him back as their child and...
I walk over to Miko and Fū. I shake their shoulders and tell them
"We have a C-rank mission." They get up and we all Shunshin to the Hokage's tower.
When we get there we're about ten minutes late. We walk in the door to be greeted by screaming. I say
"Will you'll shut up." Menma replies
"Looking at this dickless lazyass who's talking." I reply
"Really because I'm not a mirror?" He goes off to brewed in the corner. Miko and Fū almost laugh. I look at the Hokage and ask
"What are we doing?" He says
"This is a C-class mission to escort the bridge builder Tazuna to the land of waves and protect him until the bridge is finished." Minato nods to a jonnin by the door.
In comes an obvious drunk man slurring and cussing. He looks at us and says
"Who are these damn little brats I paid good money and this is all you give me. The only one who looks strong is tall emo over there." I Kamui behind him and put Fi to his neck in a reverse grip. I ask him
"You were saying?" He nods and says
"Okay, it looks like I underestimated you guys." I nod as Minato says
"The Mission starts in an hour. Now get your stuff ready." We all nod and walk out. I Kamui away to my house to seal my stuff. Suddenly Shisui appears next to me. I ask him
"What are you doing here?" He replies
"I want to spar." I tell him
"Right now?" He nods I sigh and shoot an arrow into the sky. When it hits the ground I teleport behind him and bodyslam him into a tree, he activates his Mangekyou Sharingan and goes into his Susanoo.
I activate my Kakumeigan and use my Susanoo armor. I rush behind and knee him in the back. He falls to the ground unconscious.
I walk away and dust off my hands as I walk to the gates. When I got there I look at everybody as they nod and we walk out.
After about thirty minutes of walking a puddle is in the middle of the road. I walk over to it and stomp twice. Two chunin-level shinobi appear with no heads.
Me, Fū, and Miko continue to walk forward. I hear a tiny movement. I shoot an arrow. The person falls out of the tree.
I pick him up, it looks like Zabuza. I made sure to hit a place that causes a death-like state.
I pick him up as Menma looks at me confused and says
"Why are we taking a corpse?" I reply
"None of your concern." He grunts angrily and shuts up. We continue to walk until we get to Tazuna's house.
When we get there I walk in and wave at a girl about twenty-nine. She says once we all walk in.
"Hello, and thank you for protecting my father." I reply
"It's no big deal, we're just doing our job." She nods and looks toward the table. Where a feast is prepared for us. I bow as we sit down. Menma throws his plate on the ground and yells
"This is disgusting I want RAMEN!" I look at the lady who I learned is Tsunami, and I tell her
"We'll be right back." I walk up to Menma and pick him up by his collar. And I carry him outside. I throw him into a tree and continuously punching him. I say after about five punches
"Now you're gonna go apologize to Tsunami for your actions and clean up the mess, or we'll be going for another section like this one."
He nods and goes and bows in apology. Tsunami says
"It's okay." We all then sit down and return to eating. I start a conversation and ask Tazuna
"So why did you say this was a C-rank mission? This is an obvious A-rank mission." Tazuna says
"That was all we could pay for because we are in an economic collapse because Gato has taken over all our shipping ports. I can understand if you don't want to finish this mission, but please as soon as we can we will pay you back." I reply
"Well, guidelines say we have to go back but I'm staying." Me and the others nod and decide to stay. We discuss paying options when a boy comes down he says
"What are they doing here?" I say
"We are here to save this country." He says
"So like heroes, pfft there are no heroes. You don't know what's it like to be poor. You shinobi had perfect lives." I say
"You sure about that." He yells back
"Yeah, you and your siblings the most since you are the Hokage's kids!" I laugh
"Yeah right that family, huh they disowned me and try to kill me. So don't go around assuming things." He runs upstairs while crying. I look to Tsunami and say
"Sorry about that." She says it is no worry. After everybody finishes, I help Tsunami and clean the dishes. When I finish I walk out to the woods and start to spar. _________________________________________ Timeskip five hours. _________________________________________ I finish All ten thousand clones and walk out of my pocket dimension. When I walk out I see a boy that looks like a girl with a mist Anbu mask.
I recognize him as Haku from my past life. I walk to the door, but right before I walk in a few dozen senban needles.
I freeze them midair and walk inside and pass Miko who walks out she says
"Link, what did I tell you about freezing stuff midair." I shrug my shoulders and sit down in the recliner.
Everybody except Fū and Miko stares at me. I look at them and say
"Is there something on my face?" They all yell in unison
"No, but you fucking froze things midair!" I simply shrug my shoulders
