Best Day Ever

They'll Soon Discover

"Ding-a-ling!" Plankton joyously swung the door to the restaurant open. "Hey there, old buddy. Freeze!" he exclaimed, running up to him and pretending to freeze tag him, cackling to himself. "One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it." He walked in and out the kitchen door, carrying the formula on his way out. "Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make...over at the Chum Bucket! Plan Z, I love ya!"

As the door shut, a frozen tear fell from Krabs' eye and onto the green wooden floor.

-

Sandy Dee:

Heelp I'm driving a burger :(

You're driving a what?

B U R G E R

I...okay.

Got Bob and Patrick in the car with me. Getting Neptune's crown.

OH, that's all over the news. Y'all gettin' it back?

Sí. Got dumb and dumber next to me.

Okay, Mrs. Dumb ;)

Sandy, babe, ily, but pls, stfu ^^
It was a one night thing.
We were drunk.

WAIT, Y'ALL DID THE DO??!!

Uh, no?
Kinda?
WE WERE DRUNK.
IT WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED OTHERWISE, SANDY, ISTG

Y'all don't know he like you, do you?

NO HE DOESN'T SHUT UP WE'RE JUST FRIENDS

Um, THE CEREMONY? WHAT KRABS SAID?

HE JUST GOT THE WRONG IDEA AND YOU KNOW BOB HE JUST REPEATS WHAT HE HEARS.

WHAT IF YOU'RE PREGNANT? HOW WILL Y'ALL BE FRIENDS THEN, HMMMMMM?

SANDY, WTF -

Okay okay okay I'm sorry but I'm just sayin'. IF y'all are pregnant, does THAT change anything?
You pro choice or life?
Y'all could probs get an abortion.

I...I'll call you later.

YK ILY GIRL

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

Y/n put her phone away and eyes back on the road, listening to the ungodly song that was that of the Goofy Goober that Bob and Patrick had NOT STOPPED SINGING SINCE THEY BEGAN DRIVING.

Bob, Patrick:
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
GOOFY, GOOFY, GOOBER, GOOBER, YEAH!

"You shouldn't text and drive, Y/n," Bob said suddenly, making her jump. What is what Sandy said...

"Okay, thanks, Mr. I-Failed-My-Driving-Test-And-Had-Pat-a-Boy-Help-Me-Cheat-Once."