Aries: what the hell is this shit
Taurus: seriously? Not again.
Gemini: I CANT EVEN.
Cancer: fuck this shit.
Leo: Ugh why am I so emotional right now
Virgo: I need to get this done wtf
Libra: CRYIN SO HARD
Scorpio: but what happens when I die.
Sagittarius: I hate everyone rn.
Capricorn: sex sex sex I like sex.
Aquarius: I look hot today.
Pisces: I'm a fish, swim swim swim.
VOUS LISEZ
Your signs in astrology
RandomSo I'm writing this "book" to just let you guys read what certain, funny things each sign does in every different situation. Enjoy!
