Aries: *screams and jumps off the bow for no reason*
Taurus: *sleeping in their room*
Gemini: *figures out a way to survive the sinking*
Cancer: *helping people get on the boats*
Leo: WOMEN & CHILDREN MY ASS *drives away in the lifeboat*
Virgo: *tries to get the ship to work again* well damn
Libra: calm the hell down okay CHILL *panicking*
Scorpio: *hides where nobody can find them*
Sagittarius: oh what a world, what a world! *faints*
Capricorn: I must sacrifice myself for everyone else! *jumps off boat*
Aquarius: *rocking back and forth*
Pisces: *crying and hyperventilating* i never even finished the series....
VOUS LISEZ
Your signs in astrology
אקראיSo I'm writing this "book" to just let you guys read what certain, funny things each sign does in every different situation. Enjoy!
