Aries: They're loud and keep stepping on everything which draws attention to your location
Taurus: If you two get into an argument, they'll snap your neck
Gemini: They'll stab you in the back. Literally. With a knife.
Cancer: They can't fucking kill anything
Leo: If you betray them, you better pray they're dead
Virgo: They'll make you do all their dirty work
Libra: They'll manipulate you into doing something incredibly stupid or dangerous and you'll get yourself killed
Scorpio: They'll betray you when you least expect it
Sagittarius: They'll drag you along on their "plan", which will end up killing you both
Capricorn: They will flat out murder you in cold blood when you start to bore them or can't keep up
Aquarius: They expect you to keep watch 24/7 while they sleep all night
Pisces: They'll steal your shit when you're not paying attention
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Your signs in astrology
De TodoSo I'm writing this "book" to just let you guys read what certain, funny things each sign does in every different situation. Enjoy!