aries: those elite socks that are up to their frickin thighs
taurus: burping competitions after like twenty cans of pop
gemini: critizing the teacher and think your being funny but ur not sorry
cancer: saying no homo after accidently grazing ur bros hand even if it just like caused a slight draft and no contact was made
leo: dropping a mixtape tape that was only semi-fire
virgo: practicing pick up lines on ur pillow
libra: dancing by awkwardly grabbing their crotch
scorpio: masturbating
sagittarius: says they going clubbing and getting wasted when they're only like 12
capricorn: tries to get in ur pants and in ur bank account
aquarius: tryin to get turnt by snorting smarties
pisces: saying "haha and then what ;)" while texting
VOUS LISEZ
Your signs in astrology
AcakSo I'm writing this "book" to just let you guys read what certain, funny things each sign does in every different situation. Enjoy!