Jokes

pussy

(This joke takes place in an au were nifty is alastors daughter )

In the morning

Nifty: pere can I ask you something?

Alastor: (doing nifty hair while she sit on a stool) of course darling

Nifty: we're do babies come from??

Alastor: o-oh um well..

Angel: (pops his head in the room) THE PUSSY!!

Alastor used his dark magic to throw Angel down the stairs: GOD DAMN IT ANGEL GO AWAY!!