(Charlie is learning about a certain president who would do anything to keep his secrets hidden from the public)
Mrs panko: so remember children everyone has secrets including your parents
Charlie: (gets an mischievous idea)
Later that day
Charlie: mommy?
Mrs emily: yes baby?
Charlie: I know your secret
Mrs afton: (starts panicking (gives her 5 dollars( don't tell daddy or anyone ok sweetie
Charlie: ok (in head: omg it works!)
Cuts to henry
Sammy: (goes to henry after Charlie pressured him to do the same) daddy?
Henry: yes kiddo?
Sammy: I know your secret
Henry: (starts to panic) don' tell anyone including Mrs afton (hands him 10 dollars)
Sammy: ok (holy cow Charlie was right!(
Cuts to william
Both: uncle William
William: oh hey kiddos what's up
Charlie: we know your secret
William: wait really! Henry finally told you!! This is amazing come here and give daddy a hug
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William: charlie Sammy I don't want to fight how about you drop the weapons and we can be a big happy family together
Sammy: what the fuck are you talking about we can't be a family!
William:..you didn't tell them did you hen
Ghost henry: (starts sweating)
Charlie: what is William talking about dad
Henry:....
Charlie: Dad...what is he talking about
Henry:...
Charlie: oh God...pls don't tell me
Henry: it was before I met your mother
YOU ARE READING
Jokes
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