the truth is revealed!!

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(Charlie is learning about a certain president who would do anything to keep his secrets hidden from the public)

Mrs panko: so remember children everyone has secrets including your parents

Charlie: (gets an mischievous idea)

Later that day

Charlie: mommy?

Mrs emily: yes baby?

Charlie: I know your secret

Mrs afton: (starts panicking (gives her 5 dollars( don't tell daddy or anyone ok sweetie

Charlie: ok (in head: omg it works!)

Cuts to henry

Sammy: (goes to henry after Charlie pressured him to do the same) daddy?

Henry: yes kiddo?

Sammy: I know your secret

Henry: (starts to panic) don' tell anyone including Mrs afton (hands him 10 dollars)

Sammy: ok (holy cow Charlie was right!(

Cuts to william

Both: uncle William

William: oh hey kiddos what's up

Charlie: we know your secret

William: wait really! Henry finally told you!! This is amazing come here and give daddy a hug

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William: charlie Sammy I don't want to fight how about you drop the weapons and we can be a big happy family together

Sammy: what the fuck are you talking about we can't be a family!

William:..you didn't tell them did you hen

Ghost henry: (starts sweating)

Charlie: what is William talking about dad

Henry:....

Charlie: Dad...what is he talking about

Henry:...

Charlie: oh God...pls don't tell me

Henry: it was before I met your mother

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