Every Tuesday Michael has to take Elizabeth to school today she was running late
Michael: (sighes) ELIZABETH GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE
Elizabeth: WHAT??
Michael: DONT WHAT ME WHEN I CALL YOU SAY YES SIR!
Elizabeth: (walking downstairs) your such a bitch
Michael: WHAT YOU CALL ME
Elizabeth: (innocent eyes) I have an itch
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Jokes
HumorJust a book full of mine or other people jokes (don't worry I'll credit them)