Eddie: FRANK, THERE'S A SPIDER NEAR MY CAR KEYS!
Frank: *pats Eddie's hands* You did the right thing by telling me.
Eddie: *watches Frank anxiously* ...
Frank: *gently to the spider* Shoo! Shoo! Out you go!
Eddie: *dreamily* My hero...
(Not mine)
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Jokes
HumorJust a book full of mine or other people jokes (don't worry I'll credit them)
