Frank: That sounds like superstitious nonsense. I am sure that can be explained with science.
Wally: If you say so, neighbour.
*later that night*
Wally: *dressed up in a hooded cloak and holding a glow-in-the-dark Ouija board* Let the séance begin.
Frank: I SAID, "SCIENCE!"
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Howdy: So, how's your married life with Eddie?
Frank: *sputters* Why do I keep getting asked this? We aren't married! Alright, you know what, everyone; raise your hand if you thought Eddward and me were married.
Everyone: *raises their hand*
Frank: *blushes and hides his face in his hands* ...Eddward, put your hand down.
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Julie: Hey, Frankie, I need advice!
Frank: *not looking up from his book* Alright, with what?
Julie: With love! How did you know you were in love with Eddie?
Frank: Oh, well, you see- *processes the question* Wait...
Julie: ...?
Frank: *blinks slowly* I'm in love with Eddward?
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HumorJust a book full of mine or other people jokes (don't worry I'll credit them)
