typical evan

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(Micheal Evan and Elizabeth in the hospital)

Elizabeth: you passed out after the blast..do you remember anything

Michael (a horribly burned micheal with 2 twin newborns on his bare chest) all I remember is the ambulance ride to the hospital

Elizabeth: bro there was no ambulance I drove you

Michael: wh- but I heard an siren?

Elizabeth: that was evan..

Evan: IM SORRY I WAS FREAKING OUT

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