Smol/young Ame: Dad, please don't make me walk to school tommorow.
UK: Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age he walked 12 MILES to get to school everyday.
Smol/young Ame: Oh yeah well dad...
UK: mhm?
Smol/young Ame: When Abraham Lincoln was your age... He was already president.
UK: *rips newspaper apart*
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AléatoireNow that I have caught your attention...you MUST read this!! Or dont- This is mostly random moments btw