22. Savage Siri

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Ame: Hey Siri, what's a good excuse to tell my teachers for not having my homework?

Siri: Tell them you left it at home. That's why it's called 'Homework' not 'Do it at home then bring it to school work'.

Ame: Im gonna have a stroke.

Siri: I'm not gonna call the ambulance for you. do it yourself bitch.

Ame: . . . AIGHT WHO THE FUCK PROGRAMMED SIRI TO SAY THAT-

Siri: Your mom.

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