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65. Two(Three) truths, one(zero) lies.

Indo: Who wants to play two truths and one lie?

Mongolia: OOO! Me!

N.K: What's that?

Indo: Basically a game where you say two truthful statements and one lie, and your friend(s) have/has to guess which statement is a lie.

Indo: *Takes a cup of hot chocolate* Here, I'll start, Mongolia! My favorite food is Mie goreng, I hate Schindler's List, and I love Fortnite!

Mongolia: Easy! It's the last one because everyone, even the Europeans and North Americans know you absolutely DESPISE it. 

Indo: Correct!

N.K: Okay...I got one. I hate anime, I speak to myself for hours on end, and I'm the one who ran over Jp's cat on purpose.

Indo: Well obviously you didn't run over Jp's cat, soo-

Mongolia: Yeah!

N.K: Hah! Wrong! I don't speak to myself for hours on end! This is too easy!

Indo: North....That's not okay...You ran over Jp's cat!

Mongolia: Yeah...What the hell man...

N.K: I got another one!

Indo: No... I think we should stop now...-

N.K: I torture my people, I poisoned your drink, and remember our old friend; S.K didn't really go missing, he's actually buried in my backyard!

Indo: ...

Mongolia: ...

N.K: No wait I think I did that wrong.

Indo: Oh thank God!

Mongolia: What a relief...

N.K: All three of those were truths!