Ukraine: Woke up to some goofy bullshit. My Grammy pregnant wtf..
Estonia: Isn't Russian Empire dead though?
Russia: She's talking about herself.
Kazakhstan: THE FUCK??
Belarus: Isn't Raine Lesbian though?
Ukraine: Exactly!!
Georgia: ... Who's the father-
Latvia: Who said it was a father
Azerbaijan: Guys please its 4 in the damn morning
Tajikistan: Fr like what are ya'll doing up so early
Moldova: SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT THERES INCEST GOING AROUND IN THE BLOODLINE FOR THE 89TH TIME WHEN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO STOP THIS GENERATION?
Uzbekistan: 89? But the bloodline's only been around for 87 generations..
Turkmenistan: That's the fucking point!
US: Ya'll are more inbred than the word inbred itself.. How do your lives still function?
Russia: You're one to talk, toe eater.
US: . . .
Belarus: WOMEN CAN GET OTHER WOMEN PREGNANT?? I think I missed an update..
Russia: Okay but out of all the people here, you really chose Latvia?
Ukraine: Yes
Moldova: Motherfucke-
Tajikistan: What do you want?
Moldova: Please tell me you did not fuck our mother
Kazakhstan: Yeah that was me
Turkmenistan: I'm going back to sleep.
Azerbaijan: Take me with you papi
Georgia: This family is going to hell.
Kyrgyzstan: That should've been obvious the second we were born.
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USSR: Go help yo mother out with the dishes
Estonia: Bitch?? She's your wife? Why aren't you helping her?
Belarus: Fr like she's YOUR girl
Georgia: but aren't you technically our mother too, USSR?
USSR: All of you are retarded. Is this what I pay the school for?
Russia: We have free education Idiota. We aren't in America.
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Kazakhstan: Do you guys remember when I was the entire USSR once?
Ukraine: Yeah you missed like- 10 different updates. Idiot.
Kazakhstan: :(
Russia: Remember when your people attacked and tortured the poles for absolutely no reason?
Ukraine: FUCK OFF RUSSIA THATS COMPLETELY UNRELATED
Estonia: Remember when you started massacring your own people because they didn't do what you liked?
Ukraine: ...
Russia: ...
Ukraine: Which one of us are you talking about?-
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Georgia: Why did you get all the land but still want mine? ):
Russia: Because I'm better
Ukraine: I beg to differ.
Kazakhstan: I beg to differ, differ.
Belarus: What even is that
Estonia: Ur mom
Belarus: Don't we have the same mom though
Estonia: Oh..
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I'm thinking of making random moments of this sweet lil family a book by itself.
Should I?
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CasualeNow that I have caught your attention...you MUST read this!! Or dont- This is mostly random moments btw
