Dirty Pickup Line

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Sammy- I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?


Jack- They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass


JJ- My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina


Nate -  Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in


Love Cat x


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