Writing Dump

~04~

Present Time.

"Goodmorning~" Dazai cheerfully said while hovering over y/n.

"Where- DOH MA GOD! Dazai!" 

"y/n~ I'm so glad you're awake~ now come along; we have a busy day ahead of us!" Without another word, y/n got up but was immediately pulled out the door by Dazai. Now they were running towards the streets. "Dazai, why are we running?"

"You'll find out soon." They suddenly stopped. "What are we going to do today?" Kunikida made his way toward Dazai and y/n with a concerned look. 

"Oi, you bandage-wasting machine! We need you back at the agency!" He shouted from afar. "y/n, we also need you; there seems to be a bomber back at the agency." y/n nodded, and Dazai smiled. "Ah, Kunikida, no greeting. How rude!" He pouted but quickly got a beating from Kunikida. 

y/n's POV.

We quickly made our way back to the agency. Carefully, Kunikida opened the door. I immediately saw a crazed man sitting on one of the desks. My heart was beating extremely fast. I thought we were going to die, but I suddenly remembered, this is the ADA. Dazai said the ADA takes cases not even the government could solve. 

"This is all your fault! It's all the ADA's fault! Where's the President? Hand him over!" He took a girl already tied up and shoved her against the desk. "Or else- I'll blow everyone away with this bomb!"

"Grudge?"

"Well, we do get grudges from various people."

"What is that next to that girl? It kinda looks like a lantern."

"Those are high explosives that can easily blow up this room." Now, I had no idea how we were going to solve this. 'We could try talking to him, but that would only provoke him.' 

"You can cover the bomb to suppress the explosion's impact." 

'Did Dazai suggest that we cover it? Kunikida just said it could blow up this entire room easily. That means all the desks and bookshelves can't even cover it! Is this the detective agency, or are they pulling my leg?'

"He wants to see the president; how about we let him see the president?"

"Are you nuts? He'd kill him for sure!" Kunikida exclaimed. 

Then they got into a fighting position. I was sure they would use their special abilities to fight off this madman. I was so sure that I got excited to see them in action. But then they started doing rock-paper-scissors. "How anti-climatic," I mumbled while Dazai was teasing Kunikida about losing. 

"Calm down, boy," Kunikida announced his presence. We stood behind the plants. 

"Don't come near me! I will blow you up! I know you! You are Kunikida. You can also use supernatural power. If you do any strange behavior, it's the end of all of you."

"This is bad. Because he has a grudge against the ADA, he investigated the situation of the members very clearly. Now how are we going to solve this? Hmmmmm. y/n~" He then displayed a big smile. 

"I have no idea what you're going to say, but I refuse to do it!"

"Listen to me; if I go, he'll harm the girl. Now, y/n, would you want that?" I shook my head. "So, you're the only one he hasn't seen before. GO."

"B-but what if I provoke him even more? He won't hesitate to press the button! Then for sure, we'll all die!"

"Distract him, and we'll handle the rest. Trust us; after all, we are the ADA!" Dazai then shoved a stack of newspapers in my chest and pushed me out. My mind was racing, thinking of what to say. 

"Who the hell are you?"

"Uh- I am a mail person. Yeah! I deliver mail. I came to provide mail and lookie here! Say, do you need a vacation? These are fabulous prices! Here! Take one. I'm sure the agency won't mind if one paper's missing." 

"NO! What I need is for everyone to die! I'm not looking for a vacation!" 

"Doppo Poet! Stun gun!" Suddenly I saw Kunikida's unique ability in action. He shot the remote out of the bomber's hand.

"Arrest him!" Dazai shouted. Kunikida and the bomber started fighting for the remote. Ultimately, Kunikida used his martial arts skills and pinned him on the ground. "That's one down." Dazai chuckled. "Thank God." I honestly was relieved. The girl abruptly started saying muffled sounds. 

"The bomb! Dazai, how much time do we have left?"

"Ten seconds! No! It's too late." I hurriedly skidded across the floor toward the bomb. 'Shit! There is no red, white, or blue wire! What the hell? There is a green one.' I pulled the green wire while the beeping intensified. Then, instantaneously, the beeping stopped. I held my breath for a couple of seconds, waiting for the bomb to explode in my face, but it never did. 

Everyone waited for a little bit. I was so shocked. Did I stop a bomb from exploding? Then, the bomber and the girl immediately took off their masks. "Naomi? Tanizaki?" I asked, dumbfounded. 

"Nii-sama~ Are you alright? The bad nii-sama is super awesome!" These two are awfully strange. "It hurts, it hurts, Naomi! It will break my hand. Wait, it already did." 

"y/n, this was an entrance exam," Dazai informed me. "An entrance exam? Do you mean this was all fake?" Of course, I already knew this was just a fluke the second they took off their masks."Exactly." 

I immediately heard a booming voice behind me. "You are-" But I was cut off by this man. "President of the ADA, Fukuzawa Yukichi."

"President, what is the result of this entrance exam?" Both Dazai and Kunikida asked. 

"y/n has passed." Then, without another word, the President left. 

"Congratulations, y/n, you passed! Welcome to the ADA!" Everyone shouted in unison. 

y/n turned to face Tanizaki and Naomi, "Thank you? You guys are good actors."

"Oh, that's because we did this before. You had the same entrance exam as Atsushi." Tanizaki said. 

"Really? Wow." Everyone congratulated me and left the room. I guess it was lunch break. I then looked at Dazai. This time when I looked at him, I felt the same feeling I felt when I saw someone I loved many years ago. Love. At least it felt like love. But then, I remembered he wanted to die. I couldn't cope with that; I couldn't live to see the person I love leave the world like that again. I can't. 

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Hello Everybody!

I got the script from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgjzbJQFto I did change it to fit the storyline. So things are starting to get interesting, huh? 

Photo: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/743797694703252562/

Please take care of yourself.

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