'Just another day at the Agents' Household...' Oliver thought
Goodness, he was wrong.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU EAT ALL THE CRAB CEREAL?!"
"BECAUSE IT'S FOOD?! AND I LIVE HERE TOO Y'KNOW"
The two Octolings looked nervously at each other. They had just woken up peacefully and were getting ready for a normal day. Then, Captain 3 and Agent 4 got into an arguement.
"THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN EAT ALL THE CRAB CEREAL! THAT'S MY BREAKFAST!"
"THE WHY CAN'T YOU EAT ANYTHING ELSE?! THERE'S A BUNCH OF OPTIONS IN THIS HOUSE!!"
"I HAVE DUTY EARLY IN THE MORNING, SKYE! YOU KNOW THAT!"
"SO?!"
"CEREAL'S THE QUICKEST BREAKFAST I CAN EAT. WHY DID YOU FINISH IT?!"
"WELL BECAUSE I HAVE GRIZZCO SHIFTS AND I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE"
"Skye, you're working for a wooden bear."
"AT LEAST I HAVE A REAL JOB YOU'RE IN YOUR 20s AND STILL WORK IN THAT HOLE GET A REAL JOB PLEASE"
"Believe me, I've tried."
Agent 4 snickered, which caused Agent 3 to glare at her.
"Hey, everyone! What's-" Nookie started, but quickly shut up after seeing Agent 4 and 3 glaring at each other.
"Skye, I have DUTY early in the MORNING, which is why I eat CEREAL. YOU JUST WORK FOR A DAMN BEAR." Agent 3 stated
"SO WHAT IF HE'S A WOODEN BEAR?" Agent 4 shot back "I prefer working at Grizzco than doing missions to be honest."
"Then why don't you quit the New Squidbeak Splatoon?"
"BECAUSE I LIKE IT HERE?!"
Nookie carefully approached Astrid and Oliver "Why are they fighting?" She asked
"Skye finished all of Capn's cereal..." Oliver answered. Sweat-dropping, the trio looked at the two fighting Inklings.
Agent 3 sighed. This entire argument was useless, he figured.
"Okay, okay... can you do me a favor?"
Agent 4 was taken aback by Agent 3's sudden calm tone.
"...Depends. What is it?"
"Get me more cereal. Please."
Agent 4 looked at Agent 3.
"Okay." She replied. "Is it alright if I bring it at night?"
Agent 3 sighed. "That's alright, I guess..."
Agent 4 grinned. "Good! Then I'll see you later. Bye!!!" She was gone before anyone could reply.
Agent 3 sighed for the fifth time that morning. He trudged back to his room.
Nookie then let out a relieved sigh. "Everything's normal now, right?" She asked, and the Octolings beside her both nodded.
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Hello! Author here. I thought of doing a one-shot like chapter for my own sake! I will probably keep doing this things ^^
BTW, what do you guys think of Big Run? I'm personally excited about that! Maybe I'll make a Big Run chapter after the Big Run happens, who knows...
Author out!
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Splatoon Agents Chatfic (kinda)😎😎
FanfictionMy Splatoon universe, in which the Agents have a group chat! The ship Agent 4x8 (32) is gonna be here, cuz I think it's kinda underrated. The ship Agent 3x8 (24) is gonna be here too! There's two Agent 8s. Hope you enjoy ^^