Creepypasta Weirdness

First day of school 'fun'

"Nooooooooooo I'm too sexy to go to school~!" Dark whines.

"Why prison why!" Ace slams her fists on da wall.

"MY KIDNEYS WILL GET COLD!"

"At least will see sexy women here~!" BEN staring at a women.

"Perv alert!" Bella slams a pie in BENs face.

"Children of da candycorn calm ur asses down...heres ur schedules." Everybody looks at there schedules.

"Dammit I got health." Ace sighed.

"Yes health class!" BEN wraps an arm around Ace. "Will be together~"

"BEN go fuck yourself or I'll cut dat face of urs." Ace growled.

"Oh come on Ace ur da best person here~"

"Oh yea?..." Ace picks up BEN and throws him at Bella. "Have fun with lil link!" Then runs off to class.

"ACE!" Bella shouted.

"Heheh hello~"

"Oh fuck."

"Ace wait up!" Liu and Jeff ran after Ace.

"WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES!!" Toby runs inside like a mad man.

"TO DA NUTMOBILE!!" E.J runs to da parking lot and drives away in a golf chart.

"Well let's go see these women~" Dark goes inside like he fabulous.

"No there mine!" BEN pushes Dark outta da way and runs to find a girl.

"No there mine BENNYBOO~!" Then the chases is on.

"Masky, Hoodie what are ur classes?"

"Drama."

"Same-e as-s Mask-y"

"Oh... dammit I'm da only one with math."

"We'll have fun with dat." Masky poofs away.

"Wtf!?"

"By-e." Hoodie walks inside.

"Uh yea bye..." Bella walks inside.

~~~time skip to health class~~~

"I'm sexy and I know it~" Liu starts dancing on top of a desk.

"I'm beautiful and I know it."

"Ur both are killers and u know it."

"When I walk on by Ace will see me....damn Ace ur such a sweet cookie~" BEN comes in with Dark.

"BEN I'm not a sweet cookie" Ace growled and started pulling out a knife.

"No she's a Sexy baby~" Dark added.

"U mother fuckers are dead!" Jeff puts Ace on his lap and holding her back. "JEFF LET ME GO IMA KILL DEM!"

"No."

"Awwwwwwww Jeffery gets some action but me~?" BEN and Dark whined.

"I'll let u rape Bella." Jeff said.

"Yay~!" BEN and Dark goes in a circle doing there happy dance.

"Ok class who's ready to learn about some sexy stuff~?"

"No fuckin..."

"Way." Liu stop dancing.

"Hey Offendy~" BEN waved.

"So who is this sweetiecake~?" Offendy touching Aces cheek.

"Don't touch me." Ace growled.

"Oh I see ur Jeffs girlfriend... Well Jeff u have a hot girl here~"