A/N: I'm sneaking in chaps in dis book...shhhhh x3
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"WE SO FAB!" Toby had sparkles in his eyes while touching his fake moustache
"Fabulous~!" Bella pokes her head around
the corner.
"GUYYYYYYSS I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!" Ace yells.
"WHAT DO U GOTTA SAY?"
"OOOO WHATCHA SAY~!" BEN floats by in slow motion singing.
"OKIE FIRST I NEED EVERYBODY DOWN HERE OWO"
"Okie dokey...EVERYONE COMMON DOWN TO GET YEAH FREE KNIFE!" Bella yells.
Everyone comes down, Jeff being first shoving Jane outta way. While Jane got ran over by the rest. Ace video taping zoomed close up to Jane watching her get run over.
"Where's the precious!?" Jeff looking questioned looking at Bella.
"Nowhere :3" Bella skipped away leaving a Jeff behind.
"Otay Everybody. Hwi I have something to say"
"Is it important?" Masky asked crossing his arms while leaning on the wall.
"Yass indeed, my cheesecake boy. Granny has a story to tell u young folks." Ace sat in a wheelchair.
"We're older than you." Dark link spoken up.
"Shush grandson. Grandma Ace ish speaking. Respect ur elders. Otay."
"No I don-" Dark got got cut off by Ace throwing a brownie at him and death glaring at him.
"Okie. Story Time wit-"
"Hurry up!"
"SHUT UP THEN SO I CAN SPEAK GODDAMNIT!"
"...."
"Anyways! Story time with granny hobo kitty Ace X3 once apon a time there was dis cow name moo moo. Moo moo ish love moo moo life. Ma fwand gave her soul to moo moo even losing her virginity to moo moo. Moo moo was a pink cow with a flower crown and sparklers on his hooves de end"
"Are u high? O-O" Lui Asked.
"No! Did chu know on wipe out nobody can pass de big balls cuz those balls are so big that make them bounce? de balls always win nobody can pass them."
"Yup ur definitely high O-O"
"I wish I was those balls~! So many ladies would try to pass them balls~!" Dark wiggled his eyebrows at Bella. Bella pretend to puke.
"That it?"
"Yass my cheesecake boy u may go but get ur sweet granny a piece of cheesecake"
"No" he started walking away.
"BISH COME BACK HERE!" Ace grabbed her cane and started whacking Masky.
"Whooooo! Go grandma!" Toby cheered.
"Mommy!" D and V shouted.
"Yass ma amazing children" Ace stopped hitting Masky with her cane.
"Let's race!" V shouted
"Yeah!" D laughed
"Okie! On our mart get set! Go!" V, D and Ace had a wheelchair race.
"I bet on grandma!" Toby shouted.
"Money all on V!" Lui soon joined.
"He'll nah D has this, heh D for Dick" Dark Mumbled the last part.
"Move bitch, get outta the way
Get outta the way Get outta the way" V sang and ran over Clockwork.
"TING TING TING TING" Ace yelled while ringing her lil bell on her wheelchair.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!" D shouted while eating a taco.
"HEY THAT WAS MY TACO!" BEN shouted.
"WAFFLES BABIES!" Toby holds mini waffles
"Those look like balls to me..." Jeff mumbled.
"NO NOT BALLS THERE WAFFLES! WAFFLES!"
"Hey Masky" Ace poked Masky.
"Yeah?"
"Wut u want for Christmas? :3"
"I want-"
"DEEZ NUTS!" Dark Shouted.
"NO!"
"PEANUTS! OwO"
"ROCKET LAUNCHERS!"
"FOOOOOOOOD!" Delirious threw food in de air like confetti
"PARTY WHOOO HOOOO!"
"NIGHTOWL AND BATCOON WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!" D and V bro fisted in the air.
"I HOBO KITTY ACE ISH A BREAD"
"H2OVANOSS I SHIP IT!" A random girl shouts.
"OH HELL NO!" V blows up the area where the girl was.
"De end OwO" Ace bows then falls asleep on de floor.
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