Creepypasta Weirdness

Going to School

Sorry guys I didn't want to write da 7mins in heaven one it would be just awkward to write XP So yea, I better shut up my mouth and write dis update

"CHILDREN HURRY UR ASSES AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL!" Slendy Shouted top of his lungs.

"I don't wanna go daddy! I wanna stay here with u, and bake cookies with uuuuuuu!" Delirious and Vanoss pouted while hugging onto Wafflemans legs.

"I'm not ur daddy." Waffleman simply said.

"WHOS YA DADDY!?" Ace jumped onto Wafflemans back.

"HE IS!" They both said in unison pointing at Waffleman, Waffleman sighed. BEN walks by.

"BEN!!!!!!!" Ace yelled.

"Wasup Ace?" BEN turned around, then got squirted by da water gun dat Ace had. BEN screamed like a lil girl and ran.

"COME BACK HERE LINK!" Ace ran after him while squirted water at him.

"Cuz it's L-to da I- to N-to da K, Wears tights everyday don't give a damn what u say!" Liu started to sing.

"DO U LIKE WAFFLES!?" Toby poked E.J mask.

"....No..." Toby bitch slap E.j then asked Bella.

"HELL YES TOBY SHOW ME DA WAFFLES!" Bella got really excited.

"WAFFLE BUDDIES!" They both said unison.

"Yea ok?.." E.J slowly walking backwards away from them.

"WHEN U SMELL THE WAFFLE GETTING COOKED, DONT GET TO HUNGRY AND GRAB UR WAFFLE BUDDY, AND SAY THESE MAGIC WORDS! FUCK YES WAFFLE PLEASE COME TO ME! YOULL GIVE ME WAFFLE CAUSE IM JUST HUNGRY! *Both nibbles on waffles*" Toby and Bella started munching away on waffles.

"Children-"

"GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTER!" BEN yelled while running away from Ace.

"UR NOT SONIC CHU ISH LINK!" Ace kept squirting water at BEN while chasing him.

"U know they won't list-"

"CHILDREN!!!!" Masky got cut off by Slendy yelling. It became Silent.
Everyone looked at him. Silence filled da room.

"Yea Slenderp?" Jeff asked breaking da silence.

"Children u-*Crunch* u have to-*Crunch* have to-*Crunch* ACE!" Slenderp glared at Ace, who was munching away eating chips.

"Shhh Ace or Slenderp ish gonna be pissed" Jeff whispered.

"Nah he just grumpy and jelly dat I have chips and he doesn't" Ace whispered back still munching away on chips.

"Ace shhhh Slenderp ish gonna get chu if u do-" A loud bang was heard. Ace fell onto da past off.

"Wtf just happen?"

"SANDWICHES!" Bella said while putting away the frying pan.

"Children u have to get ready for school cause UR ALREADY FUCKING 20MINS LATE!!! Dats all now be gone before I kick all ur asses out." Everyone scrambled outta da mansion and off to school. While Vanoss and Delirious dragged Ace with them.

"Is-s sh-e gonna-a be ok-k?" Hoodie asked while seeing Ace hitting her head on the ground.

"Yep!" V and D cheerfully said and kept on skipping away to school. Masky and Hoodie looked at each other then shrugged then continue walking.

"NARWALS NARWALS LIVING IN DA OCEAN! CAUSING ALL THE COMMOTION!" Bella started randomly singing.

"MASYYYYYYYYYY!" Toby shouted while running towards Masy.

"Oh god no." Masky sighed.

"HEY MASKY! MASKY! HEY HEY MASKY! MASKYY-" Toby kept yelling while he jump onto Masy back.

"Toby get off!"

"Aww come on Masky just go!" Toby pointed towards da school.

"Keep 'er Going" V randomly said.

"NIGHTOWL! BATCOON! AWAY TO NOT TO PRISON!" Ace shouted while waking up.

"HOOD-INI!" V/Nightowl yelled.

"HAHAHAHAHA" D/Batcoon laughed like a maniac. Then magically da banana bus was here.

"LETS A GO!" V, D, Ace, Waffleman hoped in and took off.

"Budubudube Banana Bus Budubudube Banana Bus" Ace, V sang repeatedly on da bus.

"Noooooooooooo my bitch left me! ;^;" Bella pouted.

"I thought I was ur bitch?" BEN patted Bella's head.

"Ur my boyfriend, not my bitch."

"Oh yea, right" BEN kissed her.

"Where going on trip to our favourite rocket ship! To the school lil killers!" Liu and Dark drove by in a rocket ship.

"OH MOTHER LORD WHY!?"

"CUZ MOTHER HATES US!"

"WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE KIDNEYS!?!"

"NO!!!" Everyone yelled. E.j went to a cry with a kidney.

"It's ok daddy is here, there just meanies." Ace appeared, and took the kidney.

"Thanks E.j!" Then disappeared.

"NOOOO MY BABY WHY!?!" E.j pouted.

" O-O' " Everyone slowly walked to school.

~~Meanwhile at da mansion~~

Slendy and Sally are playing just dance 2014.

"Go daddy go! Shake what yo moma gave you!" Sally cheered. Slendy started shaking with all he got. Then finally finished.

"Well how was that?" Slender turned around, not seeing Sally. Hearing puking noises coming from da bathroom. Whoops.