Creepypasta Weirdness

Fabulous Time~

~~~morning time at 5:00am~~~

"Ohhhh welcome to candy shop were I make pancakes every morning for da children of da candycorn, were they eat it eat it eat it all." Slendy singing while cooking pancakes. Toby comes in.

"Hahahaha OMG SLENDY WAS DAT U SINGING?"

"Toby!?! DO NOT SAY ANYTHING! OR U GET NO PANCAKES OR WAFFLES!" Slendy slapped Toby across da face.

"Fine...meanie." Toby mumbled.

"Ohhh Toby is a big waffle dude who likes his waffles tasty as could be... BREAKFAST IS READY MY CHILDREN!!!" Everyone came down.

"My hump my hump my lovely lady hump in da back to da front~" Dark singing while walking downstairs.

"FOOD!!!" Ace ran downstairs and grabs all da pancakes. "My precious." Keeps da pancakes hostage.

"Ace u have to share the pancakes~" Dark said while tapping his foot. Ace twitched.

"ITS NOT PANCAKE ITS PUNCAKE!!!" Ace tackles Dark and punches him repeatedly at his stomach.

"Someone get dis sexy psycho off me~!" BEN moonwalks to Dark, and picks up Ace.

"Hey baby don't hurt him~ he's right tho u have to share~ sharing is caring~"

"OH HELL NAH!" Ace punches BENs throat and runs back to da puncakes.

"Damn she hits hard~ *coughs* they way I like it~"

"Ace u have to share with da other children of the candycorn or no killing for a week." Slendy warned Ace.

" *growls* fine fine fine...here." Ace throws each puncake at everyone's faces.

"Thanks sexy psycho~" Dark eats his puncake.

"Than-k you-u."

"WHY U HIT MY FUCKING FACE U BITCH IM-" E.J just covered Toby's mouth.

"U wanted it." Ace eats her puncake whole.

"Lalalalala I'm a free I'm a free...OMG U GUYS HAD DIS WITHOUT ME!?!" Bella shouted. Everybody looked at her.

"Hey sweet cheeks~" BEN wiggled his eye brows.

"FROM DA POWER OF RAINBOWS U SHALL-"

"GET KISSED BY THE SEXINESS!" Dark kissed Bella on da lips.

"BASTARD!" Bella bitch slapped Dark.

"SEXY!" Dark bitch slapped Bella.

"KIK-KAT!" Liu bitch slapped both Dark and Bella.

"BITCH!" Dark and Bella both bitch slapped Liu.

"SHUT UP U THREE!" Jeff threw knives at the three sides.

"Owwww..." The three groaned.

"BITCH SLAPS FOR EVERYONE!" Ace runs around Bitch slapping everybody.

"ACE U MEANIE!" Toby threw a waffle at Ace, but she just ate it.

"Thanks Toby for da food."

"Dammit dat was suppose to be mine."

"Too bad so sad."

"Masky, Hoodie can u play with m?" Sally asked.

"Uh I have work to do...heh."

"Me-e to-o."

"PLAY WITH ME!" Sally said in deep mad voice.

"Ok ok ok." Masky sighed. Sally smiled big and dragged Hoodie and Masky upstairs.