The Ultimate Prank!

Chapter 13-Evenings for a bit of fun

The day flew buy, James thought. He woke up early as usual. Woke Regulus up in the process who wasn't happy. James went down for breakfast. About half an hour later, the two black brothers joined him and Euphemia. After breakfast, the boys went out for a quidditch match with fleamont. After that they went inside to make some cookies. It took them hours, as Sirius and James were messing with the icing and sprinkles. When six came around, Euphemia sat them down for dinner. Which they enjoyed alot.

"James after dinner, your father and I have to go work the night shift as The McKinnon's took it off for Christmas." Euphemia said putting her dish in the sink.

"Alright Mum," James said stuffing the last of his dinner in his mouth and following her over to the sink. Once the dishes were cleaned, the Potters put on their cloaks and hurried the give the boys hugs. 

"We'll be back when the mission is completed, we'll try not stay away too long," Fleamont said grabbing his wand

"Behave yourselves boys now," Euphemia said trying to fix James' hair. "Remus will be here tomorrow. Try not to blow anything up."

James and Sirius glanced over at each other and agreed. It'll be a challenge but they'll do it. The Potters took the floo and were gone.

"What do your mum and dad do?" Regulus asked James as soon as his parents left.

"They're aurors,"

"Half Azkaban is filled because of them," Sirius said. "They're unreal!"

James headed to his bedroom with Sirius on his tail. Regulus followed a few steps behind. They went James' room and sat on the fluffy carpet in the middle. Sirius pulled out a bottle and grinned. 

"No!" James said taking the bottle away from Sirius. "Wait till Moony arrives."

Sirius whined and crossed his arms. James got up and sat on his bed. Sirius jumped onto the bed beside him and Regulus slowly got up on it. The three all sitting cross legged on the bed.

"Truth or dare Sirius," James said.

"Hmmm...Dare! I ain't no pussy," 

"That's debatable," Regulus muttered.

"Sing opera!"

"That's it?"

"Yes."

Sirius got off the bed, pulled out James' chair and stood up on it.

"Testing, 1...2...3..." He said into his wand. "Can you all hear me?"

"Unfortunately," Regulus said.

Sirius smiled and sang from the top of his lungs. His singing was perfect. James' jaw dropped.

"Us Blacks learn to sing like that at the age of two," Regulus said to a stunned James. Sirius stopped and stared at the two.

"Well clap,"

"Pravo, Pravo!" James said standing on his bed clapping.

"Woohoo!" Regulus said.

"Reggie, Truth or dare?" Sirius asked Regulus sitting back down on the bed.

"Truth,"

"Booooo!" James said.

"Shut up,"

"Ok Reg, Name someone you would die protecting?" Sirius said smiling. "Has to be your honest answer."

Regulus remained quiet for a moment and then muttered something.

"Say that again," Sirius said raising a hand to his ear. "I'm going a bit deaf."

"Um...uh...James I suppose,"

"Me?" James was shocked to hear his own name. What about Sirius? Or Lily? Or Pandora? All people he's closer with. But instead he chose him. James smiled to himself and then looked up hoping they couldn't hear his thoughts.

"Yeah..." Regulus blushed and locked eyes with James. It felt like no one else was in the room but the two of them. The space between them seemed to be getting closer.

"You wouldn't even die protecting me? Your own brother!?" Sirius yelled, hand on his chest. James dropped his head giggling a bit while Regulus turned to Sirius.

"You did it again Sirius,"

"What?" he looked at the two. He then gasped. "No! I didn't!"

"Yeah you did,"

"NOOOOOO! why do I keep doing it?"

"I dunno," James got off the bed and walked over to his wardrobe. He grabbed his pajamas. Sirius ran out to get changed into his. Regulus stared at James getting changed and got off the bed. He turned a shirtless James around. Put his arms around his neck and whispered.

"While he's gone," and shrugged. James laughed and put his hands on Regulus' hips. They closed the gap between their lips this time with no interruptions. It was amazing! James' lips felt warm and soft and the kiss was slow and sweet. James swiped his tongue across Regulus' lips asking for entrance and Regulus opened his mouth in reply. The kiss became deep and speeded up at bit. James pulled his hand away from Regulus hip to lock the door. Just as he did so, Sirius banged on the door.

"James! What the-"

"Not right now Pads," James said and pushed Regulus up against the door. Regulus put a hand in James' hair and tugged a bit. James groaned in Regulus mouth. James sped the kiss up and moved down his jaw. He moved all the way down to his neck and began to suck, purposely trying to leave a mark. Regulus moaned a bit and tugged James hair more. James picked Regulus up and put him on the bed. Regulus stared a bit at James. His perfectly built body, before James sat down and pulled Regulus on top of him. He removed Regulus shirt and began kissing down his shoulder.

"Don't leave a mark James," Regulus moaned out and pulled James face back up to him. Regulus wanted to take control now and pushed James back down on the bed. James smiled and stayed. Regulus kissed his lips and did so for a while before moving down his neck, down his chest and stopping at the top of his trousers. James nodded and put his head back. But nothing happened. Instead Regulus got up, unlocked the door and began walking out.

"What?"

"Not tonight, pretty boy," Regulus said with a smug face.

James was left, lying on the bed, pants unzipped. He zipped up his pants and instead of getting changed he was going to stay the same and torment Regulus a bit. 

James headed to Sirius room and sat beside him on the bed.

"Enjoy yourself?" Sirius said with a grin

"Very much so,"

"Did you use protection?"

"Didn't go that far," 

" You seem disappointed,"

"I am,"!

"Ew,"

James laughed and got up. He left the room followed by Sirius downstairs to find Regulus reading on the couch. He was thinking the same thing and didn't change after his make out with James. James looked at him and stared. Don't fall for it James he told himself and stood up straight. Regulus smirked and put down his book. 

"Do you guys want something?"

"You" James said smiling.

Regulus smirked and got up walking over to James. Looks like he's giving in. 

"Not today," He whispered in James' hear. Dammit James thought.