HEAR ME OUT, Kurotsuki Murder/Psychopath Husbands (their relationship is very healthy) Headcanons:
THIS IS YOU WARNING, VIOLENCE, MURDER AHEAD
-Kuroo and Tsukishima met when Kuroo tried to kill Tsukishima
-Tsukishima protected himself and tried to kill Kuroo
-Tsuki was covered in blood and laughing, Kuroo fell in love right then
-Tsuki plans it and Kuroo executes the plan, obviously each other's alibi
-Kuroo doesn't like to torture his victims but if Tsuki finds their pain hilarious, he'll do it all day
-Tsuki knows Kuroo loves the color of blood, especially when he's covered in it so when he does kill, he makes it as messy and violent as possible
-Kuroo finds it really pretty, since his father sliced his mom open and stabbed himself in the throat, it's a coping mechanism
-He likes to be covered in it, it feels calming, so he'll cover his arms in it and maybe his face, then Tsuki holds him (covering himself in the blood) and then they have sex
-They were caught and sent to prison (it kinda goes into the DC world here, it helped inspire this),
-They were kept together, lest they get out in search of their partner
-If either gets out, everyone stays out of their way
-Tsuki would run around, frantically searching for Kuroo, while he would have this mean look (head tilted down, hair covering his face, smiling) with his fists clenched, with a determined walk, like he knows where Tsuki is
-By the time they reach each other, they are going to be covered in blood
-When they do meet, they mostly hug and then quickly get out
-They are usually sent back to a cell, eventually together (no one has any other problems with them after)
-They are actually pretty nice and will sometimes protect the newer inmates if they like them, and get along well with everyone
-They do become apart of the suicide squad and survive
-They eventually do escape and don't keep killing, they flee the country with Akaashi and Bokuto
