3rd pov
The first night at Beacon, students are splayed out in sleeping bags. Ruby, in her pajamas and with a sleeping mask around her head, is writing in a journal when Yang crashes next to her, similarly dressed.
Yang: It's like a big slumber party!
Ruby:*not looking up* I don't think Dad would approve of all the boys, though.
Yang: I know I do!*purrs as she watches several muscular, shirtless guys... and June, dressed in footie pajamas, waving to her, which makes her hold in a laugh before she returns her attention to Ruby* What that?
Ruby: A letter to the gang back at Signal. I promised to tell them all about Beacon and how things are going.
Yang: Aw, that's so cuuuute! Ack!*knocked back as a pillow is launched at her face*
Random boi: Headshot!
Ruby: Shut up! I didn't get to take my friends with me to school! It's weird not knowing anyone here!
Yang: What about June? She's... nice! There you go! Plus one friend! And Y/n makes another plus one. That's a two hundred percent increase!
Ruby:*turning on her back* Pretty sure Weiss counts as a negative friend. Back to hundred...
Yang: There's no such things as negative friends! You just made one friend and one enemy! Ack!*hit with another pillow, this time looking like a dog, to the face*
Random girl: Double!
Yang: Look, it's only been one day. Trust me; you've got friends all around you! You just haven't met them yet!
The two sisters notice a candle being lit nearby, and Blake Belladonna is seen leaning against a wall, reading her book.
Ruby: That girl...
Yang: You know her?
Ruby: Not really. She saw what happened this morning, but left before I could say anything.
Yang: Well, now's your chance before she runs!*grabs Ruby's arm and lifts her up* Come on!
Ruby: Wait! What are you doing?! And what do you mean "before she runs"?!
Blake looks over her book to see Ruby unsuccessfully struggling against Yang's grip as she leads her sister over to Blake's spot before letting go.
Yang:*singing* Hellooooo!
Blake: Monty Oum, my four ears.....
Yang: I believe you two may know each other?
Blake: Aren't you... that girl that exploded?
Ruby: Uh, yeah! My name's Ruby! But you can just call me Crater....*smiles, embarrassed* Actually, you can just call me Ruby.
Blake:*back in her book* Okay. Now fuck off.
Yang:*whispering to Ruby* What the heck are you doing?
Ruby:*whispering back* I don't know I panicked - help me!*goes back to smiling*
Blake: That's not whispering.
Yang: So... What's your name?
Blake:*sighing as she's distracted yet again* Son of a.... Blake. Now fuck off.
Yang: Well, Blake, I'm Yang, Ruby's older sister! I like your bow!
Blake:*irritated* Thanks! Can you fuck off now.
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Eh, alright(Volume 1)
HumorThis a RWBY harem story. If you don't like the harem genre and just happen to see this, move along. If you do like it...........ok. Also this will have some yanderes or two. And this whole story won't be or probably be like many others. RWBY is own...