Eh, alright(Volume 1)

Junedice, Pt.2

3rd Pov

We open up to a uniformed, sleeping June Arc with her head resting in her hands while a constantly-zooming and fast-talking Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck is in the middle of his hyperactive lecture, educating Weiss, Blake, Pyrrha, Velvet, Zure, Y/n and a leaned-back DB/n directly behind June.

Oobleck: Yes! Yes, prior to the Faunus Rights Revolution--more popularly known as the Faunus War--*zooms up to the front of the class and the map covered in papers behind his desk* --humankind was quite, quite adamant about centralizing Faunus population in Menagerie.*points at the map of said-area with his stick, then zooms off to the side for a sip of his coffee before appearing in front of the desk* Now! While this must feel like ancient history to many of you, it is imperative to remember that these are relatively recent events! Why, the repercussions of the uprising can still be seen to this day!*zooms around the classroom more, sipping his coffee again before continuing to zoom and talk* Now! Have any among you been subjugated or discriminated because of your Faunus heritage?

Some of the silhouetted students raise their hands. Zure also raised her hand. Velvet, after a moment, does the same.

Oobleck: Dreadful, simply dreadful! Remember, students, it is precisely this kind of ignorance that breeds violence!

Y/n: Ain't that the truth.

Oobleck:*takes another sip of his coffee* I mean, I mean, I mean just look at what happened to White Fang! Now, which one of you young scholars can tell me what many theorize to be the turning point in the third year of the War?*sees a hand is raised* Yes?

Weiss: The battle at Fort Castle!

Y/n:*whispers to Weiss* Who named that place?

Weiss:*whispers to Y/n* General Lagune.

Oobleck: Precisely! And, who can tell me the advantage the Faunus had over General Lagune's forces?

Unseen by the doc, DB/n flicks a paper football at June's head, causing her to wake up.

June: Hey!

Oobleck:*zooming over into June's face* Ms. Arc! Finally contributing to class! This is excellent! Excellent! What is the answer?

June: Uhhhh... The answer... The advantage... that the Faunus...*looks behind Oobleck's focused face at Pyrrha, who coughs and motions to her lips as she gives her the answer*...had over that guy's stuff...*she sees Y/n cup his hands around his eyes, mouths "Night-Vision" and goes for the most obvious answer* Uhh... Binoculars!

While June looks pleased with her answer, the class laughs at her and Oobleck(back at the front of the class) sips his coffee. Both Y/n & Pyrrha sighs and facepalmed as DB/n pounds his fist on his desk while chortling.

Oobleck:*zooming back behind his desk* Very funny, Ms. Arc! DB/n! Perhaps you would care to share your thoughts on the subject!

DB/n: Well, I know it's a lot easier to train an animal than a soldier.

Y/n: Should I ask Neo for that 1 free?

Pyrrha:*as Oobleck shakes his head* You're not the most open-minded of individuals, are you, DB/n?

DB/n: What? You got a problem?

Pyrrha: No, I have the answer! It's night vision. Many Faunus are known to have nearly-perfect sight in the dark.

Y/n:*quietly* Ha! Dumbass.

DB/n growls at the correct response.

Blake: General Lagune was inexperienced, and made the mistake of trying to ambush the Faunus in their sleep. His massive army was outmatched, and the general was captured.