Somewhere in a apartment in Vale.
We see Neo smiling as she gotten a text from Y/n. Behind her was a shrine of not Y/n's things like bullet shells, the ice-cream cup he gave her on their first meeting, a lock of his hair, underwear, a picture of him in his room working out, a picture of him and her together on a date(to Y/n it was a normal hangout) and a plushie Y/n.
Yeeeeeeah this girl will definitely murder someone for him.
Neo started daydreaming of her and Y/n in the future.
In daydream.
Daydream Y/n:*cooking* Honey, breakfast is ready!
A 6 kids came downstairs, one out of each kid had a one half of their hair pink and a pink colored eye. The other half their hair was H/c and the other eye was E/c.
Daydream kids: Daddy!!
Then came Neo who was carrying a baby and was pregnant.
Daydream Y/n: Here comes Mommy kids!
Daydream kids: Mommy!!
Daydream over.
If Neo had voice you can hear her hum in bliss.
Then text from Cinder ruined the moment upsetting her as looked at the text saying she needs her and Roma now.
Neo silently sighed as she got up from her bed closing the shrine and heading out the door.
As she was about to close the she did a yandere smile as she thought of Y/n.
Neo: Don't worry my handsome prince. You and I will get married and have beautiful kids because. You. Are. MINE.
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Roma, Cinder & Neo thinking about Y/n.
It cuts to Yang Xiao Long tackles her sister in a death hug aboard the large Vale Airship to Beacon, crushing the air out of her. I mean look at her! She's turning blue!!
Yang: Oh, I can't believe my baby sister is going to Beacon with me! This is the best day ever!
Ruby:*gasping* Please stop. I. Can't. Breathe.
Yang:*realizing she's crushing her* Oopsie, sorry.*releasing her sister* But I'm so proud of you!
Ruby: Really Sis, it was nothing.
Yang: What do you mean? It was incredible! Everyone at Beacon is going to think you're the bee's knees.
Ruby: I don't want to be the "bee's knees", okay? I don't want to be any kind of knees! I just want to be a normal girl with normal knees.
Yang: What's with you? Aren't you excited?
Ruby: Of course I'm excited... I just...*sighing* I got moved ahead two years. I don't want people to think I'm special or anything.
Yang:*going over and giving her sister a one-armed hug* But you are special.
Ruby gives her a "Really bitch?" look.
Yang: Not "special" special.
Ruby: Plus it wasn't just me that was there.
Yang: Who else was-
Y/n:*coming out of nowhere* Hey Ruby. And.........The girl that beat Carl to a bloody mess.
Ruby:*cheerfully* Y/n!*hugs him*
Yang: Yes I'm that girl. Because this.*points at her hair*
Yang: Ain't growing back the way it used to.
Y/n: I mean before, yes. But right now, it ain't half bad.*quietly* Damn she's hot.
Yang heard that and is blushing a little.
Yang:*flirty* Well aren't you charming, hot stuff.~
Y/n:*pats Yang's head* Thanks for the compliment.*realization* Oh sh-butternut! I'm sorry!*removes his hand from Yang's head* I didn't mean-
Yang grabs his hand and put it back on her head.
Yang: No, no. I don't like it, I love it. Now less talking more headpats.
Y/n:..........Ok.
The girls' and Y/n's attention is drawn to the 2-D animated newscast on Vale News Network playing nearby, talking about the robbery and showing Roma's mug shot.
Cyril: The robbery was led by nefarious criminal Roma Torchwick, who continues to evade authorities. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact the Vale Police Department. Back to you, Lisa.
The mugshot changes to Lisa Lavender, with a photo of animal-eared demonstrators holding signs saying "WE ARE NOT ANIMALS!" followed by an image of the logo of a growling red wolf's head with three scratch marks.
Lisa: Thank you, Cyril. In other news, this Saturday's Faunus Civil Rights protest turned dark when members of the White Fang disrupted the ceremony. The once peaceful organization has now disrupted...
The news feed is cut off as a hologram of Glynda replaces it.
Glynda: Hello, and welcome to Beacon!
Yang: Who dat?
Glynda: My name is Glynda Goodwitch.
Yang: Oh.
Ruby: You think she heard you?
Y/n: She probably did.
Glynda: You are among a privileged few who have received the honor of being selected to attend this prestigious academy! Our world is experiencing an incredible time of peace, and as future Huntsmen and Huntresses, it is your duty to uphold it. You have demonstrated the courage needed for such a task, and now it is our turn to provide you with the knowledge and the training to protect our world. *disappears*
Among several other cries of surprise.
Ruby: Oh, wow! Look, you can see Signal from up here!
Ruby and other students look through the glass walls at the town below.
Ruby: I guess home isn't too far after all!
Yang: Beacon's our home, now.
The two hear a passenger groaning and hunched over nearby, running to the back of the ship.
Yang: Well... I guess the view isn't for everyone. *rolls her eyes*
Ruby: It was a nice moment while it lasted.
Y/n: I'm a nice moment.
Yang: I know.~*purposely makes her boobs bouce*
Y/n and other male around immediately closed their legs hiding their little friend.
The ship is seen approaching Beacon across a large body of water.
Ruby (voice over): I wonder who we're gonna meet! I just hope they're better than Vomit Girl. Oh, Yang, gross! You have puke on your shoe!
Yang (voice over): Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!
Ruby (voice over): Get-Get away! Get away from me! Get away from me! Get away from me! Get away from me!
Y/n (voice over): Why are you two running around me in a circle? Not that I mind.
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Eh, alright(Volume 1)
فكاهةThis a RWBY harem story. If you don't like the harem genre and just happen to see this, move along. If you do like it...........ok. Also this will have some yanderes or two. And this whole story won't be or probably be like many others. RWBY is own...