3rd Pov
We open to an overhead view of the Emerald Forest as the camera pans down into the misty underbrush, where Yang Xiao Long is walking and looking around.
Yang:*calling out* Helloooooooo?*not seeing a shadow quickly pass by* Is anyone out there? Y/n? Ruby? Mostly Y/n? Helloooo?*stops and raises her arms* I'm fuckin' getting bored here!*hears a rustling in the bushes behind her and turns* Is someone there?*the rustling continues as Yang comes over, peaks inside and bites her bottom lip* Heyyy Y/n, that you~?
A low, inhuman growl is heard, and Yang's head rises up as she stares at the creature.
Ursa 1: Nope! Thanks bitch you wasted my appetite!
Yang quickly rolls to the side as an Ursa 2 charges out of the green. She gets up and activates her Ember Celica, staring at the monsters before another Ursa runs out behind her. She leaps over it, and its companion runs at her again, only to get knocked back by a fiery punch.
Ursa 2: Ow! Why you little!
Ursa 1:*sitting on a rock* You know she's not worth it, right?
Ursa 2 and Yang charge at each other, and Yang manages to get under it and deliver several punches and a kick to send the creature back.
Ursa 2:*in pain* Mother-
Ursa 1: You know what? Fine. Ignore me.*leaves*
Yang: You guys wouldn't happen to have seen a girl in a red hood and a tall hot guy with lots of guns, would you?*the Ursai merely growl at her* You could just say "no".
Ursa 1:*in the distance* No!
Yang:*to Ursa 1* Thank you!
Ursa 1:*in the distance* No problem!
One of the Ursai stands on its legs and swipes at her twice, Yang barely dodging the attacks.
Yang:*laughing* Missed me......
Before she can complete her insult, a single strand of her golden hair falls in front of her face and lands on the forest floor.
Yang:*getting pissed* You...
Yang closes her violet eyes, then opens them to reveal red, making the Ursai look at each other confusedly before Yang screams.
Yang:*pissed off* YOU BASTARDS!!!!!
Ursa 3:*scared* Oh shit, not good.
An inferno surrounds Yang for a moment, and she rockets forward, unleashing a devastating combo of flaming hits and blows on the offending Ursa 3, making it fly through several burning trees. The Ursa 2 just looks at the madness in shock, but stops short at Yang's gaze while a tree falls to the ground behind her.
Yang:*pissed off and pointing at Ursa 2* YOUR DEAD, SON!!!!!
Ursa 2:*yelps* Ah!
Yang:*pissed off* YOU MOTHERFUCKING DEAD, SON!
Ursa 2:*screaming like a little girl* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-*gasps and holds chest where its heart is*
Yang:*confused* What happen? You good?
Ursa 2:*is having a heart attack* I can't feel my left arm.
Ursa 2 makes a befuddled noise, falling down a second later to reveal Blake Belladonna with her Gambol Shroud ready to it, but died before she could land a blow.
Yang pants in exhaustion while Blake recalls the weapon to her back, sheathing it and smiling to the side.
Blake:*to the audience*We should've filmed that right?
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Eh, alright(Volume 1)
HumorThis a RWBY harem story. If you don't like the harem genre and just happen to see this, move along. If you do like it...........ok. Also this will have some yanderes or two. And this whole story won't be or probably be like many others. RWBY is own...
