3rd Pov
We open up to a view of Professor Ozpina watching the students on her Scroll at the Beacon Cliff overlooking the Emerald Forest when Glynda Goodwitch walks up behind her, holding her own tablet.
Glynda: The last pair has been formed, ma'am.*taps the screen to show the ending scene of "Nope!"* Nora Valkyrie and Lie Rin. Poor girl... I can't possibly imagine those two getting along. Still, she's probably better off than Miss Nikos.*the video changes to Pyrrha Nikos and June Arc's trek through the woods*
Ozpina: Mmmm...
Glynda: I don't care what her transcripts say. That June fellow is not ready for this level of combat.*deactivates the tablet, walking back a little* I guess we'll find out soon enough. At their current pace, they should reach the temple within just a few minutes.
Glynda: Y/n's also not only found a partner, but probably his future team as well.
Ozpina: Mmmm...
Glynda: I know what you were thinking, "Have Y/n be a in a one man team in a dorm only for himself." I guess it backfired a bit, huh? That he'll eventually find teammates during his initiation.
Ozpina: Mmmm.......Can we-?
Glynda: No we can't expel his new teammates because they're girls and we got jealous. It'll both look bad and he's still a minor.
Ozpina: Nevermind. Damn.
Glynda: His birthday is 2 weeks, 3 days and 6hr before the Vytal Festival. I should plan ahead~
Glynda:*turning back to Ozpina* Speaking of which, what did you use as relics this year?
Silence.
Glynda: Professor Ozpina?
Ozpina is sweating a little.
Glynda:*slowly approaches Ozpina menacingly* You.......don't happened to see my precious imported chess set anywhere, do you? The one with a cute little pony..
Ozpina doesn't answer, but runs away.
Glynda:*running towards Ozpina* YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COST ME TO GET THAT!?
What Ozpina was watching on her tablet with a contemplating interest, before being busted is the footage of Ruby Rose sitting in the grass and picking stray leaves while her "partner" Weiss Schnee walks in random directions.
Weiss:*walking right* It's definitely this way.*stops and starts walking left* I mean... this way! It's definitely this way.*stops in front of Ruby* Alright, it's official: We passed it.
Ruby:*stands up, slightly annoyed* Weiss, why can't you just admit that you have no idea where we're going?
Weiss: Because I know exactly where the f-heck we're going! We're going... to... the forest temple!
Ruby sighs, frustrated.
Weiss: Oh, stop it! You don't know where we are, either!
Ruby: Well, at least I'm not pretending like I know everything.
Weiss: Did this bitch? What is that supposed to mean?
Ruby: It means you're a big, stupid jerk and I hate you!
Weiss:*sighs to herself, spinning around and walking in another direction* Your lucky I don't fuck you up right here right now! Just keep moving!
Ruby:*in a faux imitation of Weiss' voice* Oh, just keep moving! Hurry up! Waaaah! Watch where you're going!*in her normal voice* Why are you so bossy?
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Eh, alright(Volume 1)
HumorThis a RWBY harem story. If you don't like the harem genre and just happen to see this, move along. If you do like it...........ok. Also this will have some yanderes or two. And this whole story won't be or probably be like many others. RWBY is own...