2 days after "What's up Bitches Pt. 2"
Y/n Pov
.............What happened last night?
Uhhhhh.........And why does my pelvis hurt? Wait a minute? Who's room-no. Why am I in a hotel room?!
???:*snoring* Zzzzzzz....
Huh?
I see a hump on the bed next to and I snoring.
Y/n:............Please be just my weird morning imagination.
I lift up to see.
Yang:*waking up* Uhh.....my crotch and ass.....*sees Y/n* Hey big man~
Me:*silently screaming*
???: Hmmm~
Me & Yang: Huh?
Blake:*waking up* Morning Y/n~
Me knowing Ghira will be pissed and happy at the same time:
Yang:...........When did you-
Me:*putting a finger on Yang's lips while staring at Blake* Before you say anything Yang. What happen last night?
Yang:*casually* Oh, clubbing and drinking. I even brought Blake with me.
............I think I remember now.
Yang:*drunk* Hey~*hic* Y/n~Let's go dancing!
Me:*very drunk* Ok.
Blake:*shitfaced drunk* Me want to dance with boyfriend too!*hic*
I..........think.......we started.....dancing to some song......
Yang, Blake & I:*drunk and dancing*
Me:*drunk* Yeeeeeaaahhhhh how like my dancing?!*burps* Ladies~
Red-Heels:.........
White-Heels:............
Red-Heels:........Okay let's fuck this guy.
White-Heels: I'll take his mouth~
Me:*slowly sobering up* Wait, who the fuck are you two?
Yang:*drunk and pissed* About to be dead bitches that's who!
Me:*a lil drunk* Hey Yang.
Yang:*drunk* Hi.
Blake:*drunk* Let me-*pukes on Red-Heels' heels* Let me get the red one with puke on her shoes.
Me:*a lil drunk* Hey Blake. Need a mint and water?
Blake:*drunk* Yes please.*pukes on White-Heels' heels* I think I also need some Pepto.
Yang:*drunk* Just stay right there you two and let me-*pukes in trash can* Y/n my tummy hurts. Take me somewhere to sober up.
Me:*a lil drunk* ..........*to Red & White* Where the nearest hotel?
Me: So wait. We got drunk, went to club, got drunk again, danced, I nearly fucked two random chicks, you two about to fight them, then Blake puked on their shoes, then Yang puked, we left said club, book a hotel room for the night, had a awesome threesome to the the point none of us feel our legs, used 3 1/2 boxes of 12-pack condoms and now woke up naked.
Yang: Hmmmmm. Yeah that's all right!
Blake:*hugs his right arm* You know it was my first time~
Yang:*hugs his left arm* Same~
Me:.............What time is it?
Blake:*checks time* 11:26am. Why?
Me: Because in four minutes housekeeping is going to enter.
Yang:.........
Blake:...........
Me: Wait you two were virgins?
Yang: Yeah, what's that supposed to mean?
Blake: Fapping doesn't count.
Me: Oh okay.
3rd Pov
Yang & Blake: I guess I don't need that pic of him naked then.
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Eh, alright(Volume 1)
HumorThis a RWBY harem story. If you don't like the harem genre and just happen to see this, move along. If you do like it...........ok. Also this will have some yanderes or two. And this whole story won't be or probably be like many others. RWBY is own...