WHERE IS PENTIOUS!?

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Artorias P. O. V
I awoke in a rundown looking room but not too rundown for people to be incapable of living in it I got up and started looking for a sword then I remembered my fight with Lushusire I stopped looking for my sword and kicked the door wide open. "WHERE IS PENTIO-oh" I saw the snake holding a platter with some food on it he wore a shirt one would compare to my time of casual wear(if you know those dumb white button ups then you know what he's wearing)
And he wore a shocked expression on his face obviously from my sudden Sparta kick to the door. "Ummmm hi Artoriassss." Pentious said breaking the silence. "hey penty are you ok that FALSE knight didn't hurt you did he" I ran inside my room grabbed a snake plush out of my rooms closet (convenient) and came back to penty. "Ok now tell me where they touched you" I said presenting the snake with my only good arm.  He blushed "IM FINE you can put the plush away ok?" The inventor told me. "Ok well tell me if there is anything wrong alright?" I said still a little worried he tried to push me back in my room so I just walked backwards like it was working he came inside the room with me and while I sat on the foot of my bed and watched as he put the platter down to lock the door he grabbed the platter sat down next to me and put it on my lap. He looked at me with an quizzical look as if he was studying me. "What are you?" He asked me while I was eating so I was a little caught off guard of the question. "Ummmm a human?" I said a little muffled thanks to the food. he narrowed his eyes at me. "impossible not only does your anatomy not make any sense your powers are insane as well like your abnormal strength and ssspeed dwarfs all the other demonsss I've met, INCLUDING overlordsss! And don't get me SSSSTARTED on the fact your alive in hell with magic from the living ssso there is no way in hell you're human" he ranted as he pointed a finger at me. "Oki" I said while staring at him blankly eating a muffin "y'know you sssseem really calm for sssomeone who is alive here in hell" he said sitting back down next to me. "Would you believe me if I told you I've been through worse?" I said finishing my food "y'know what? Yes, yes I would" he said staring at me. It was then followed with awkward silence he then broke said silence by grabbing a weird rectangular thing with more tinier rectangular things on it pressing one and I hear a sudden loud noise in front of us. I look forward to see a box with a bunch of pictures going through it or moving pictures I think? "It's called a tv it shows us films or in your language moving pictures for entertainment there usually created by demons here in hell but in the living world there are human films and you can change the channel with this here" he shows me the same black rectangle thing. "It's a remote it controls the tv. look" I did as told and looked at the TV and saw it was going from the "film" to black then back to film. He then switched to a weird looking one that said voxtube? He went to a video about a bunch of demon knights with practice gear sparring in one ring.

Sir Pentious P. O. V

I went to "CLAYMORE VS LONGSWORD" by SendThemAll27 and within a second Artorias was already on the floor sitting down with his legs in criss cross apple sauce looking directly at the tv obviously mesmerized. He acts like a oversized cat so well it feels like I could physically see him with cat ears. I chuckled to myself at the imagination and put the remote Down to slither out of the room. 'I'll have to make him a video playlist later.' I thought to myself as I closed the door behind me I slithered down the hall and eventually made it to the lobby where I saw the princess sitting on a couch and her brother leaning on the bar counter talking from across the room the floorboard creaked under me alerting them of my presence making them both look at me at the same time which was kinda... creepy "oh hey Pentious is Artorias alright" Thomas asked me to which I stupidly stuttered out of pure fear as from being asked by the prince of hell himself. "Oh h-he'ssss doing just fine" I said with a nervous grin. Listen the title is not the scary part what's scary is the lack of patience he has and how fast or slow (depending on his mood) he could kill you.threatening is an understatement he could scare his own dad by looking at him hell if he wanted he could KILL his dad from intimidation alone. Not only that but his magic is on an ENTIRE different level alastor AND Lushusire against him is comparing anthills to Mt.Fuji! he's strong...too strong. "That's good I guess what about Lushusire is he alright?" He asked looking at Charlie "he's fine but he's going to need rest" she said obviously still shaken up by the events that transpired. Thomas crossed his arms then sighed "well that was unexpected to say the least" he said before snapping his eyes to me. "How about you are you ok Pentious?"
"O-oh yessss I'm fine" I said still a little scared of him. "Good because I'm going to bed" I hear him say as he begins to walk away. I turn as well as I go to go get my stuff to leave. "Oh and Pentious welcome to the Hazbin Hotel" I turn my head to meet his over the shoulder gaze as he continues walking towards his room.
*Few minutes later*
I was in my room packing up my stuff getting ready to leave when I was interrupted by my thoughts. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel"I remember the prince saying but I don't want to stay or do I? Sure I live in a mansion but it's lonely other than the egg idiots that can't hold a basic conversation without worshiping me for the life of them all I've ever done was make machines to try and takeover hell and I've always failed so it's not like I'm going back to anything A king isn't born he is made are you afraid of dying again or not living your afterlife to it's fullest? I snap out of my thoughts.What am I thinking I WILL take over hell and I won't do it for just myself I'll do it for Artorias and if Artorias will stay here then I'll stay too he's the only one I can call my...friend and plus I can see the full extent of the radio demon's power and make contingency plans afterwards I guess I should stay then?

Meanwhile
??? P. O. V

I snapped awake and tried getting up while using my magic to lift up my horse as well once me and Leo got situated I ripped all the arrows out of my back and we were about to move when I saw my sister on the floor I looked at her with hatred and Leo ran straight for her I got my blades ready to swing I lifted my blades and went down for her neck but I stopped I nearly killed her in that moment but mom wouldn't want me to kill her and plus it's not like she can put up a fight unconscious anyway so I picked her up and put her on the back of Leonard and got on my journey I was so confused about where I was all I remember is being in Caelid and fighting my sister but that's it not to mention whatever attack she hit me with made my mind go blank did I...lose? I was so deep in thought I didn't notice my surroundings until my foot scratched something fleshy I looked down and stared straight into a supremely tiny looking creature who I somehow thought could talk "oh hi my names radahn what's yours" I said with a smile and a wave he nervously waved back and spoke "umm hi" he spoke I practically heard the fear in his voice he looked tiny he had short white hair small horns and a cute wittle cloth that I've never seen before although it was honestly adorable. "Oh don't worry I'm not going to hurt you" I reassured him putting my swords down on the floor beside me. "See?" I say trying to test the waters. He takes a few steps towards me obviously a little braver then before as he spoke louder and clearer. "My names Moxxie nice to meet you" he exclaimed for me to hear I lowered to his level "well Moxxie im a little lost this place looks a LOT like Caelid but I have a feeling that's not where I am" I say as I look at the pentagram in the sky. "Oh you must have just died well your in hell" I hear him say making my heart drop to my feet. "Why are you alone little person!?You could get hurt!" I say worried for him. "Ummm I'm getting groceries for my wife she is pregnant so y'know got to go get some food but I'm sorry are you not at least a little surprised or scared?" I gasp and look at him with a smile "ohhhh congratulations and no because it actually explains a LOT and I'm not scared because..." I trail off as I pick up my swords. "Because what?" He asks a little confused. "Because I'm the strongest being here" I say with a serious look so he could tell I meant it and I heel tapped Leo's side and we walked away. "GIVE MY CONGRATS TO YOUR WIFE MOX AND MAY WE MEET AGAIN!!!" I say as we picked up speed and ran off towards a bright city.

??? P. O. V
I woke up filled with confusion and anger "I HAD THAT DAMN CHOSEN UNDEAD IN MY GRASP I LITERALLY HAD HIM BY THE THROAT" I was angry, no furious I couldn't believe he got away that is by far the dumbest act of go- I paused my rant in my head to look at a stupid sign near me that said Oh Welcome to the Lust Ring . "What is a lust ring?" I said aloud as I felt someone bump into me
"Hey Ozzie you really got to watch where your going" I hear a husk of a voice say behind me as I turn around. I see a chicken like humanoid with green flames to resemble hair I guess and a weird creature to it's hip at my height looking me in my face with a weird potion in its hand that had a tube poking out of the bottle. I looked down and it was using something to get to my height obviously but what? "I'm sorry little one I didn't mean to run into you" I nearly killed him right there but I held off I did however need information from them I looked at him and asked nicely "Where the hell am I?"
They looked at me shocked,looked at each other than back to me "Did you just die?" The clown looking fucker asked me "Die?... Me? No no no no no no no no that's literally impossible I had my threat in my fucking hands I was going to make him explode I...DAMN IT!!!"
I yelled as I grabbed the clown by his throat

Asmodeus P. O. V

"FIZZY let go of him you-" all I saw was blood splatter onto my face and I looked to my left and saw my arm on the floor cut clean off by some sort of blade but what could I have been- I looked down at his hand and saw what looked like a sword in his hand the pain finally set in and I screamed In pain and fell on the floor trying to regenerate but for some reason it wasn't it wasn't working I looked back at him worried for fizz. "TELL ME WHERE I ACTUALLY AM OR YOUR PET OR WHATEVER THIS THING IS PROCEEDS TO DISAPPEAR!!" He exclaimed as he squeezed tighter and an visual glow came from his hand "WE ARE TELLING THE TRUTH THIS IS HELL I SWEAR PLEASE PUT HIM DOWN!!" He looked at me then back at poor fizz. "Fine"he tossed him aside onto the floor and I ran towards him picking him up with my finally regenerated arm "fizzy FIZZY!-"shut it" he said interrupting my cries for fizzy. "He'll live he's only unconscious but until he wakes up lead me to your castle little one before I erase both you and the jester" He said pointing his hand at me with that same glow in his hand he had when he had fizzaroli in his hand. And I frankly don't want to find out what it is. "Fine follow me." I said reluctantly I have to get away from this man he's too dangerous.
(A/n alright well this here is a doozy of new characters I hope some dark souls vets know who the last new guy is and with that I'm off.)

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