Welcome To The Hazbin Hotel

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Sir Pentious P. O. V
As much as I would love to tell Thomas about my choice to stay it's the middle of the night and I'm sure he is asleep. So I'll tell him in the morning. after I get some sleep.I thought as I fell on my bed."I've had enough distractions today" I remember how close I was to dying if Artorias had not saved me...again. I can't sleep alone knowing that the Baron is here. With that in mind I grabbed my things and went to Artorias's room. I opened the door to see him still watching the VoxTube channel I put on for him. "Oh hey Pentious, What brings you here?" He says finally looking away from the video. "Oh I was wondering if I could sleep in here if you don't mind of course" I say a little guilty of ruining Artorias's alone time with my cowardess it sickened me to my stomach. "Of course you can" I snapped out of my thoughts and looked at him a little surprised "wait reall-I mean thank you" I said still a little surprised "Yeah of course you can rest here who am I to say no?"he said like it was obvious for me to rest here."Ummm the owner of the room" I replied back. Although I do think Artorias is great his kindness won't last a minute in hell because of how much he says yes. But that's a conversation for another day. "Well thanks Artorias I'll just sleep on the floor" I said making my way to an open spot on the floor. he then blocked said spot with his body. "Preposterous you can use my bed I'll stay up and keep watch." He said looking up at me from the floor. I looked at him a little bit confused as to why he needed to keep watc-Wait did he figure out why I'm here? "Um why would you need to keep watch?" I said looking at him scared that he might know. "To hide from the Baron correct?" He said making me smile and blush from embarrassment. "So you figured it out huh? am I that obvious?" I said scratching the back of my head. "No it's just that you nearly died today and you being in a room alone would make it perfect for the FALSE KNIGHT to kill you in your sleep...or worse I'm also the only one that can challenge the baron. I may not be the smartest thing penty but common sense well let's just say there is a reason common is in the name."He said while walking to grab his sword. I definitely should have put how smart he was in the equation I guess I was so focused on his physical strength I didn't think to question his mental strength. "Thank you so much Artorias but are you sure you don't want your bed?" I asked trying to confirm what he said so I can interpret wether I'm sleeping on the floor or not. "I'm sure you can go ahead and rest" he said as he picked up like the day we met and plopped me on the bed. He then crouched on his toes at the foot of the bed with his sword on his shoulder and his back facing me. I looked at his arm one last time. 'I wonder if I can fix that for him' I thought before I finally went to sleep.
Radahn P. O. V
Me and Leo were walking on a stone road and went up to one of the residents to ask for help she was a wolf humanoid thing that seemed to stare at a glowing rectangle. "Hi miss may I borrow assistance?" I said in a kind tone as I put away my swords to look friendlier she looked up at me with curiosity. She then asked "fine, where you headed?" In a somehow condescending tone "oh I'm looking for anywhere wi-" "HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BUD" I was interrupted by someone that looked similar to that Moxxie fellow but he had larger horns a weird suit and had a mark on his forehead "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR TALL ASS DOING TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER ASSHAT" the little creature said. "ohhhhh I was just asking for directions sir I had no idea she was your daughter" I said trying to calm him down. "YEAH NICE TRY ASSHOLE, BEAT IT" I looked at my swords, sighed, sheathed them and started walking away. "Sorry for taking your time sir" I said as Leo took us away "Wait a sec what's your name?"
I heard behind me the voice being from the red grump "oh it's radahn why?" I said stopping Leo's trot. "Ohhh well you should have said that beforehand My names Blitzo but the O is silent." He said taking a bow."There's an O?" I asked not hearing it in his name then again he did say it was silent. "Yep and I run an assassin biz called I. M. P it is a spectacular business I put together where we off anyone in the living world who fucked you over when you were alive." I looked at him still confused as to why it was called I. M. P I opened my mouth to ask but "Immediate Murder Professionals sir" he said smiling up at me. I was impressed by his skill to read me so easily he must be an insanely good fighter. "Ohhhh I see hey one question what exactly are you guys if you don't mind me asking." I said remembering the question I forgot to ask the possum looking creature earlier. "Oh Moxxie didn't tell you?" He said a little shocked. "No I forgot to ask" I said clearing Moxxie's name. "Oh well we're imps and my daughter Loony~ here is a beautiful hellhound" he said that last part latching on to the leg of the hellhound causing her to growl slightly. "So I presume you were looking for the I. M. P building?" I was going to say no but I feel as though that I should settle for anything since I'm new to hell and have nowhere else to be, plus if these guys are assassins then they must have a medic to fix my sister's injuries. "Yes that's exactly what I was looking for" I said looking at him smiling "hey bud as much as I want to avoid this question how did you end up in hell with a genuinely kind smile like that?" He asked seemingly confused. "Oh I do know I killed a lot of people in war but that's it though I only did it to protect my home and people" I said shrugging my shoulders. "Huh wow that's...surprising " He said with a shocked expression. "Well uh follow me?" He said scratching the back of his head. "RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" I yelled as me and Leo raced forward to follow him.
??? P. O. V
"Is that foolish clown alive like I ordered you to keep him?" I asked sitting on a weird looking stage. "Yes he's alive but that choke could have killed him if you gripped his throat any harder" the blue fool of a giant spoke as he was bowing down before me. Do you take me for a child discovering his powers and not being aware of his strength?OF COURSE I COULD HAVE KILLED HIM IF I HAD GRIPPED HARDER THATS THE POINT OF A THREAT YOU FOOL!" I yelled as I kicked him in his side sending him into a wall. He yelled in pain holding his ribs. "CEASE YOUR OBNOXIOUS WHINING CHILD GET UP WALK OUT AND GET ME INFORMATION ON THE OTHER "STRONG" BEINGS IN THIS WORLD OF IDIOTS!" I yelled as grabbed I his head pulled him off the ground and threw him next to the doorway. I watched as he scurried away injured . I walked into the other room with the clown. FIZZY FIZZ- the blue creature called him fizzy but that is no longer your name now it is
SLAVE
Artorias P. O. V
I waited and waited and waited for pretty much anything to happen but nothing. I looked behind my shoulder to see a sleeping Pentious. I looked back forward to the darkness I won't "let anyone harm you. If they do I'll kill'em" I said as I squeezed the handle to world-splitter tighter. I wanted anyone to make the attempt but I also...didn't it's like I didn't really want to fight have I gotten...lazy. no, that's not it is it because maybe he's here I thought as I looked over my shoulder to see Pentious sleeping calmly. He completely strips my will to fight when he's near but when he's hurt my reason for fighting is no longer out of enjoyment but out of hatred A weak knight can't use Malice as they have these foolish codes of honor called morals or how I see Limitations they can't use it like you Artorias,Because Malice is your destined weapon. I remembered Gwyn's words as I looked at world splitter and back at Pentious. I thought it was evil at first and foolish as well but when I really think I've always won fights when I was angry or sad or SIF LOOK OUT. Or both. I won't let it happen...Never again.
MORNING PERIOD
Penty wake up I said gently as I put my sword down and pushed him softly with my only good arm "*YAAAAWN* oh good mornin Artorias he said still a little drowsy rubbing one of his eyes. For some reason he stared directly at my broken arm. He then grabbed and lifted it to his chest. "I can probably fix this for you" he said observing my very broken and unhealable arm. "Oh thank you Pentious but not even the best magic was ever capable of healing this arm"  I said trying not to harshly shoot him down. "Who said I was using magic?" He whispered next to me I was going to say then that's even worse because magic beats intelligence(😏) but not with Pentious his mind alone has come up with machinery that is completely out of any mages league he could be a force to be reckoned with yet he is always so afraid of other overlords... Back to the subject at hand I guess. "Sure But I really don't want you to get hurt especially when the abyss is involved because penty it is my HONOR as a kni-" I was interrupted by Pentious putting his hands on both sides of my helmet and smiled. "And it isssssss my honor as your friend to make sure your ok and looking at that arm let'ssssss just sssssay I'm not sssssseeing the word 'ok' to describe it. so just let me help you after all I still have to repay you for saving me" he said that last part while he closed his eyes and smiled a bit wider while tilting his head. Dear person going to hurt penty in the future may god forgive you for your sins because I surely won't

By your death truly
-Artorias
He got up off the bed and slithered to the door. "Hey I'm going to eat breakfast are you coming?" He asked but the word breakfast made me grab him bridal style and void walk downstairs in a complete rush to eat.
few minutes later
We finally arrived and I saw Charlie, A weird cat guy behind the bar, CC, The FALSE KNIGHT, AND THAT FUCKING SPIDER DEMON TWO OF THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE SAME ROOM. I put down Pentious and walked over to the bar. "Baron"- "Artorias" we said to each other making that our only greeting.
I started eating the food Charlie cooked and it was simply DIVINE. "Charlie you did so well with this how did you make it?" She seemed to have seemed shocked of my complement and suddenly began to smile and hop up in down in excitement. "I've been taking cooking lessons with my brother Thomas. He says I'm getting the hang of it!" I look at the food and back at her. "YOU SHOULD COOK EVERY NI-AGH" I was suddenly tackled by spider demon, cat guy, and The baron. "Don't give that to her she'll kill us" the cat guy said. I fumed at this and pushed them all off me and I stand up to look down on them how can she even get better if you cowards are not willing to tell her the truth. I look at Charlie "hey these guys don't like your cooking" I point at the three on the floor. "Oh ok Um could you guys tell me what you don't like about it?" As she was distracted I saw Pentious just get done eating and slither over to me he then grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the exit. "let'ssssss go fix that arm of yours shall we?" I honestly couldn't wait. though I do worry about the other knights reactions to my sudden disappearance.

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