WHERE IS ARTORIAS!?

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Artorias P. O. V
We were at a very interesting castle that Pentious called a mall he said he needed materials and that the mall usually has what he is looking for. I looked to my left and right and saw nothing but shops so I realized we were not in a castle but a town square. it's starting to makes sense why penty would want to be here. Town Squares have everything you need quite literally all the time but you usually have to find the store that has what you want. "Hey Artorias I'm over here!" I look to the sound and see penty waving at a 'gun store?' I walk over to him crouched over as to not hit the entrance and see Pentious talking with the business man and so I take the time to look around I sat in silence as I saw a beautiful crossbow with silver being the dominant color while red and white glowing lines traced the beautiful armament "She a beaut ain't she" I hear a feminine voice say to me on my right. I look at the creature and see it's a black haired female Imp with one tooth missing and has a HEAVY accent she also seems to have a slight belly on her. "Oh yes she is I wonder what material is used to create this divine armament." I say to keep the conversation alive. "Oh well I don't know all that but my husband would definitely want to have a look at this" She said before taking her rectangle thing, pointing it at the crossbow and pressing something. I then looked at the rectangle closer and see the CROSSBOW BUT HOW? "How did you do that is that thing a magical chest?!" I said pointing at the rectangle "oh this o'l thang is a phone all I did was take a picture." She said trying to explain. A picture? That fast? Impossible! then again the technology here is slightly more...different. "Well I'd best be on my way see ya!" She said as she walked right out the store and turned towards the exit. "Making friendssss I see" I hear as I look next to me and see Pentious with a bag. "Oh yeah just met a nice red creature who also has a natural respect for weapons." I say with pride. then me and penty walked out the store meaning I could finally stand to my full height but when I did I noticed 3 Blue metal discs with a red dot in the middle in Pentious's bag. "So what are those?" I asked while walking with him to another location. "Oh these are called land mines" he said while taking one out. "Oh that's cool"

Sir Pentious P. O. V
'Should I tell him they can explode? Naaaah it'll be fine...right?' I thought nervously as I looked at Artorias's broken arm. after all the last thing I wanted was to break it more. I looked away and thought about it for a while and I saw that Artorias was no longer near me and I started to freak out.  "ARTORIAS WHERE ARE YOU how doessss one lose a 10 foot knight? ARTORIAS?!!" I screamed as I slithered full speed across the mall and back losing my mind. "ARTORIAS?!!" I screamed with the last bit of energy I had left. I slithered to a nearby couch and got to thinking where he could be. I checked every store on the bottom level and halfway checked the top. Damn it where could he be? It then occurred to me that the last time I saw him we were at the gun store. And it's not like Artorias to stroll away from me WILLINGLY. I slithered over to the gun store and bought a(might wanna google these) BA50 and a colt python .357 magnum the cashier gave me as such and I ran out of the store but then I shortly came back and bought a demon knife with some smoke & flash grenades. I then decided to retrace my steps and try to locate where he could be I looked to where I was and made a line to where he was and I slithered right on something it was a calling card byyyy that DISGUSTING TWO FACED WHORE BREEDING MOTHER FU-

Valentino P. O. V
"You can take the bag off him now" I said with my hand holding my tilted head and my other ready to grab my gun just in case. One of my girls grabbed the bag and pulled it off of him then sat back down next to me. "Where am I?and who are you?" He asked with confusion. "My name is Valentino and I'm also angels daddy."I said while lifting my head up to observe him better. "I'm sorry who is Angel?" He said still not getting it. "Oh my Lucifer how do you not know who that is when you fought him on LIVE TELEVISION?!" I yelled barring my teeth at him. "Look I don't know what I did to your daughter or the guy named live television but whatever it was I'll fix it." He said holding out his hand to try and calm me down. "Ummm you do know Angel is a male right?" I said trying to confirm if he truly has no clue who he is. "Weird thing to name your son but go crazy I guess?" He said with a slight snarky attitude. "How the fuck you know that stupid ass trend but you don't know who Angel is?" I said starting to see he's wasting my time at this point I'll drop him off at the drunk or be drunk bar where my associates will "talk" to him. "Oh Pentious taught me that one!" He says like he's proud of something. Wait he said Pentious I know that snake "PFFFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed aloud. I thought of how they could possibly know each other and the only one that made sense was that they are friends which is even more hilarious It was so funny I wheezed uncontrollably. "Ummmm what is so funny about that?" I heard the knight say obviously confused as to why I laughed. Oh sorry it's just that YOU a being that can challenge and beat most of the overlords in hell. "Is FRIENDS with that sack of sorry shit HAHAHAHAHA-ACK!" I exclaimed as the knight had his hand around my throat. "You can say what ever you want about me but you don't ever disrespect Pentious like that again and it's Sir Pentious to you" he said with a second voice behind his normal one though it was deeper. He then dropped me and sat back down. A few minutes later we arrived. "Alright here is our stop" he heard my words and exited the vehicle but before I closed the door I pulled out my pistol and shot him in the back of the head. He then fell on the floor most likely unconscious trying to fight the holy magic in the bullet. "Pick him up and keep him chained with holy magic AND DON'T LET HIM WAKE UP or else you're all dead." I said admittedly pissed off that he is this powerful because I payed a lot of money for the 47 guards at the bar. But 47 isn't enough for him I might even have to pick up Vox. I thought to myself as I closed the door and told the driver to leave. Oh well my plan is working so far.

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